Because.
I don't wear camo.
I prefer real beer to lager
I don't like pot noodle.
I use split shot not putty
I don't speak carp lingo
I never spod the granny out of it
I've never listened to a pod cast.

Your turn.

In reply to Post #1
What a weirdo

In reply to Post #1
But do you partake in a joint lol

In reply to Post #1
what no bangers

In reply to Post #3
Only beef, pork, lamb, venison,, what else is there.

In reply to Post #4
No only the sausage verity.

Looks like the heat is getting to peoples heads already

In reply to Post #2
https://youtu.be/7aItpjF5vXc

In reply to Post #8
Classic 👍
However
They're coming to take me away haha he he

In reply to Post #2
As Connor Mcgregor would say "who the **** is that guy".If you don't like what Goose has posted then don't reply.Its quite easy to not read it and go find a thread you do like

In reply to Post #8
That's specials

In reply to Post #1
"I dont speak carp lingo"...... "i dont spod the granny out of it" 🤔😂

In reply to Post #1
cause hyrdos are hip

In reply to Post #13
What are they

In reply to Post #14
He's trying to start ww3