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Kurt Zouma cat song (12 posts / 717 views)
RICH813 RICH813
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Post #1 10 Feb 2022 14:31
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He kicks his pussycat, whoa whoa,
He kicks his pussycat whoa whoa whoa!
Zouma oh Zouma, you are so vicious,
that if your wishes, would all come true.
You and your pussycat, alone with a cricket bat, is all you'd do!

He kicks his pussycat! Whoa whoa!
He kicks his pussycat! Who whoa whoa!

Something I penned this morning.
tazi tazi
Posts: 4,859
Post #2 10 Feb 2022 17:26
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In reply to Post #1
Trying my best here to think of the tune......
RICH813 RICH813
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Post #3 10 Feb 2022 18:06
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What's new pussycat, Tom Jones.😂
tazi tazi
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Post #4 10 Feb 2022 18:12
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I thought it might be.....

Probably best that you finish off your homework and then head off straight to bed.
framey framey
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Post #5 10 Feb 2022 18:27
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Not enough whoa whoa's lol
tazi tazi
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Post #6 10 Feb 2022 18:40
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RICH813 RICH813
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Post #7 10 Feb 2022 19:40
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****ing hell, homework?
No I did alright at school. I'm retired now, at 53😂
tazi tazi
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Post #8 10 Feb 2022 19:58
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scozza
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Post #9 10 Feb 2022 21:11
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Must admit the **** wants poking in the eye

You have to love British humour though. Mate was showing me some pictures today that somebody had doctored

Whiskers motif as the sponsor on the front of his shirt

Many more
braders1978 braders1978
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Post #10 10 Feb 2022 21:40
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I had one of someone kicking the puma logo and changed it to Zouma .
mal mal
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Post #11 10 Feb 2022 21:52
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He's a ****

**** zouma

That's his new name

Lost his sponsorship deal with adidas. Good.

****
duggs
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Post #12 11 Feb 2022 17:17
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I prefer the reggae version...


.. Him kick de pussy
Zooooumaaa kick de pussy

original
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