Anyone see the story on the BBC about the bloke in Gloucester admitted to hospital with a WW2 shell stuck up his arse? They had to get the Bomb Disposal in, said he fell on it

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PMSL, thought you had got the title wrong

Missed that one lol. If you see Braders before me tell him I wish him a speedy recovery

Saw an A and E one once, bloke with a bog brush stuck up his arse, said he fell on it

Used to work for a large automotive company, one day the fire brigade called up, do you have anything for cutting bearings that we could borrow, well we have some things, what are you doing, there is the man in the local hospital with a bearing on his penis. They put the phone down on them. Second call we were offering options. In a nutshell, he managed to keep his penis after excruciating pain and over 8 hours in the operating theatre!

Nowt stranger than folk

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Sister in law was an A+E nurse. Chap comes in with a vibrator stuck up his arris, it was still switched on.

After x-rays and much giggling from the staff, the consultant on duty walks into the cubicle and completely straight faced said to the guy, " so would you like me to take it out, or change the batteries for you".....

Poor chap.......

Brothers X misses was an A & E nurse she said she had seen it all with what people had stuffed up the bum, action men figures, everyday household items, fruit and veg, small rodents etc... the worst one she said she remembered there was a guy came in who'd popped a wine bottle chilled straight from the fridge up the old gasper and the quick heat exchange made the bottle explode pieces of broken glass everywhere

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you tit.I know a lad who's Mrs used to put her finger up his bum during sex,he said it helped stimulate and help his pleasure.That was until one night one of her false nails came off and he had to go have it retrieved

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Makes seeing a plastic arm with a clenched fist in a sex shop sound pretty ordinary this