OK,this is true.....

So the other week my lad,bought a new throwing stick,so he did,his ngt throwing stick had warped in the hot sun and resembled a banana 🍌

The afore mentioned throwing stick turns up,and son is practicing his technique, lots of old 15mmers skimming off towards the summit of Roughtor!!

Have a go I'm told,I pick up this stick,load it up with rock hard 15mm old shelf life,and launch....I'm crap ,and at that point ,a police car drove past,and the bait hit this feds patrol car with a resounding thwack...

Pure coincidence, since the last police vehicle, was in 1904,..lol

In reply to Post #1
Probably make the news down your neck of the woods that..

In reply to Post #2
Yeah can see it now "police car shot at during routine patrol"

Kells and new carper,

I did what any prepper and survivalist would do ,I hid in the loo,with my head tween my legs,all the while trying to remember where I'd left my escape,bug out bag..

My son ,last seen legging it over the fields,not seen for over a week,...I keep hearing the sounds of bloodhounds,angry men on horse back....and the sound of of an axe tearing through my foot,...Kunta,kunta don't run boy...!!..


My advice ,don't buy a Nash cybershot,you'll get into trouble..!!

Police were probably on their way to find you for the heinous crime of putting money into Kevin nash's pocket.

In reply to Post #5
Weren't me guv,was my son,nuffin to do wiv me ..

In reply to Post #1
Good shot