People should lay off Lance Armstrong I think what he achieved was amazing.
When i was on drugs i couldn't even find my bike

A potential first could happen in this season league cup final,with 2 teams from outside England reaching the final.Swansea from Wales and Bradford from Pakistan.

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People should give lance Armstrong a break after everything he's done for charity, like when he donated a bollok to help mend Harry redknapps face

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I walked into the chemist's today.

"Excuse me" I said to the girl behind the counter. "Do you have any Tena pads? The wife's sent me for some."

"Of course we do sir." She replied. "A big box?"

"Yes." I told her.

"Fcukking massive, actually !!!

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My wife stood modelling the new underwear she'd ordered.
"What do you think"she asked.
I said "Its different to how it is in the catalogue."
"How is it different?"she said.
I replied,"I don't have a hard on....!"

What's the difference between Eden Hazard and Jimmy Savile?

One beats ball boys, the other one beats boys' balls.

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Roman Abramovich has just bought that Swansea ball boy for 14 million after keeping possession longer than any Chelsea player.

The wife told me to get the broken camp bed mended as her mother was coming to stay this weekend.

"I don't need to bother" I said.

"Oh, and whys that?" my wife asked.

"Cows can sleep standing up" I replied.