In reply to Post #74
Should do it into one of your mates socks if he takes them off at night,the look on their face when they put it on in the morning is priceless.Thats what I have heard anyway
Should do it into one of your mates socks if he takes them off at night,the look on their face when they put it on in the morning is priceless.Thats what I have heard anyway
In reply to Post #76
What you recommend ,foot still in it or out lol
What you recommend ,foot still in it or out lol
In reply to Post #77
Well if you can fit your cock in well the foot is still in it then you might have a size issue
Well if you can fit your cock in well the foot is still in it then you might have a size issue
In reply to Post #78
Likes
1.Telling the 3 midweek lads I'll be there at first light and geting there at 1am like a German ,got to get your towel down
2.the very close friends I've met along the way in 40 yrs ( you meet the best fishing midweek )
3.fishing for dintons
Dislikes
Weekend angling ( refuse to do it)
M6 M1 smart motorway roadworks for last 5 years
The wife ( she left me )
Likes
1.Telling the 3 midweek lads I'll be there at first light and geting there at 1am like a German ,got to get your towel down
2.the very close friends I've met along the way in 40 yrs ( you meet the best fishing midweek )
3.fishing for dintons
Dislikes
Weekend angling ( refuse to do it)
M6 M1 smart motorway roadworks for last 5 years
The wife ( she left me )
In reply to Post #79
1.Telling the 3 midweek lads I'll be there at first light and geting there at 1am like a German ,got to get your towel down
1.Telling the 3 midweek lads I'll be there at first light and geting there at 1am like a German ,got to get your towel down
likes
1.frist coffee as the sun comes up in October
2. fishing in storms
3.telling the missus im only going for 2 nights when i know im doing 4
dislikes
1.nash bellends who must wear a brand new pair of trainers fishing and use the following words (buzzing,blessed,gassed)
2.anything to do with mozza.... if i he was on fire and i had a pint id drink it and throw the glass at him.
3. when you get over confident with your chocolate hob nob and end up with 1 3rd of a cup of porridge.
1.frist coffee as the sun comes up in October
2. fishing in storms
3.telling the missus im only going for 2 nights when i know im doing 4
dislikes
1.nash bellends who must wear a brand new pair of trainers fishing and use the following words (buzzing,blessed,gassed)
2.anything to do with mozza.... if i he was on fire and i had a pint id drink it and throw the glass at him.
3. when you get over confident with your chocolate hob nob and end up with 1 3rd of a cup of porridge.
In reply to Post #81
What's wrong with mozza? If it's the ex mod from here you are on about, he's sound
What's wrong with mozza? If it's the ex mod from here you are on about, he's sound
In reply to Post #82
I think its Mozza from Fox
I think its Mozza from Fox
In reply to Post #83
Ah right, wouldn't know who that is. Anything to do with fox is a dislike from me
Ah right, wouldn't know who that is. Anything to do with fox is a dislike from me
In reply to Post #74
Wrong assumption on the age gap by a long way.
Was enjoying this thread,
which as well as being humorous and entertaining was also about as near to the spiritual connection to the natural world as us inhibited brits ever get to expressing.
What happens, we get a numpty who has to tell us about his porn and his drug habits to show what a bad boy carpy geezer he is. If you have to creep off and hide in a little green tent by a lake to to be little bit naughty don't expect me to be impressed.
The thought of a 48 year old hunched over having a desperate furtive w*nk, then lighting up a spliff whilst fighting off a swan with his kecks round his ankles gives me all the laughs I need.
Wrong assumption on the age gap by a long way.
Was enjoying this thread,
which as well as being humorous and entertaining was also about as near to the spiritual connection to the natural world as us inhibited brits ever get to expressing.
What happens, we get a numpty who has to tell us about his porn and his drug habits to show what a bad boy carpy geezer he is. If you have to creep off and hide in a little green tent by a lake to to be little bit naughty don't expect me to be impressed.
The thought of a 48 year old hunched over having a desperate furtive w*nk, then lighting up a spliff whilst fighting off a swan with his kecks round his ankles gives me all the laughs I need.
In reply to Post #84
yes mozza from fox. cannot stand the bloke.
yes mozza from fox. cannot stand the bloke.
In reply to Post #85
Think it was a joke mate. He was being ironic.
Think it was a joke mate. He was being ironic.
In reply to Post #87
Dont think it was, and that's not irony.
Dont think it was, and that's not irony.
In reply to Post #88
It clearly was a joke, and it was irony.
It clearly was a joke, and it was irony.
In reply to Post #89
Thank you for your crystal clear, articulate and erudite definition of the word irony.
That's irony
Thank you for your crystal clear, articulate and erudite definition of the word irony.
That's irony