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Stace Stace
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Post #79 23 Mar 2012 22:04
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Being told that there is a cure for dyslexia is music to my arse

Fantastic.
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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Post #80 25 Mar 2012 16:49
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R.I.P. Jocky Wilson - not only a great darts player, but a great singer.I loved Reet Petite.
sjaisie
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Post #81 26 Mar 2012 11:48
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Predictive texting is for aunts!
Cahors Cahors
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Post #82 26 Mar 2012 16:53
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mal mal
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Post #83 27 Mar 2012 23:04
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When he thankfully regained consciousness, fabrice muamba asked about the football results. On being told that Torres had scored twice he replied 'bloody hell! How long was I out for?!?'

ralph69 ralph69
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Post #84 27 Mar 2012 23:16
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PiedPiper PiedPiper
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Post #85 28 Mar 2012 00:29
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lol
bashmeister bashmeister
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Post #86 28 Mar 2012 16:31
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mods.......thats a lot worse than mine!!!!!!
bashmeister bashmeister
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Post #87 29 Mar 2012 09:09
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Wayne Rooney went to see Fabrice Muamba in hospital...."it was amazing to see him, and he even strung a sentence together" said Fabrice
ralph69 ralph69
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Post #88 30 Mar 2012 18:23
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the village idiot decides to sell his car , so his mate says to him
"before you sell it , wind the clock back a bit"
good idea says the idiot.
he sees him a few days later and asks him how he got on.
he says ive decided to keep it now , its only done 7000 miles
Mr-Bean-Laden Mr-Bean-Laden
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Post #89 30 Mar 2012 21:28
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carpy09 carpy09
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Post #90 30 Mar 2012 21:48
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Mr-Bean-Laden Mr-Bean-Laden
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Post #91 31 Mar 2012 21:42
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Our Grandad died of a Viagra overdose.

To this day, we still regret not burying him just a few inches deeper.
andy_carper001 andy_carper001
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Post #92 1 Apr 2012 19:00
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My girlfriend and I broke up due to religious differences...

She failed to worship me.
Anon
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Post #93 2 Apr 2012 13:14
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FOR SALE - 5 million shares in The British Jerry Can Co

Applications to Francis Maude, House of Commons, Westminster

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