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James Cameron is a man who directed a film about a captain steering his ship inexorably towards disaster
David Cameron is an English Prime Minister

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In reply to Post #308
We ll all be back on our bikes and you ll be poaching for the table again if Cameron & Co get their way Pete ... maybe you should start up an academy that d be poetic justice

Well if you cant take the piss out of women, ethnic minorities, vertically challenged, horizontally challenged or people of an obverse sexual polarity thats the local STD clinic fecked then

In reply to Post #21
You forgot one

What do you call a scouser in a suit ? ..... the accused

A guy in cricket whites staggers into A & E with his hand thrust between his legs
whatever happened to you asks the triage nurse as she leads him into a cubicle
hit with a cricket ball says the guy
drop your trousers and jump up onto the bed says the nurse as she goes to fetch the soothing cream
hows that says the nurse as she smothers his knob and goolies in cream
fantastic says the guy but my thumbs still killing me

In reply to Post #258
I never miss an installment mate ... as Bob says essential forum reading

In reply to Post #255
I wouldn t say those days will never return Pete ... I think this government would like to see the working man back on the bread line, make him easier to control ... maybe as well to dig the old Diana out and oil the washer

I also agree that if they are not already, Smurfs recipes should be stickied. For all the baitmakers that use the forum those are the only 2 that I can remember where all is explained fully

Btw I still think that if you throw your gear where the fish are you will catch .... but if you are going to throw crap at them it might as well be good crap

In reply to Post #7
Does that come with a health warning Pete