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Post #1509 9 Apr 2013 15:23
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.
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Post #1510 9 Apr 2013 16:09
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Post #1511 9 Apr 2013 16:57
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Post #1512 9 Apr 2013 17:50
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Post #1513 10 Apr 2013 07:03
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"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?" "Who on earth has told you that son?" "Elton. My other dad."
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Post #1514 10 Apr 2013 10:01
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Post #1515 10 Apr 2013 11:35
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The Sun reports that Arshavin costs Arsenal £7,800 a minute.

Bloody London prices, I can get a whole back, sack and crack for 30 quid.
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Post #1516 10 Apr 2013 11:59
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Post #1517 10 Apr 2013 14:48
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Post #1518 10 Apr 2013 15:56
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Post #1519 10 Apr 2013 17:52
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Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral. But 'Wake up Maggie" may not be everyones favourite...
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Post #1520 11 Apr 2013 15:05
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Post #1521 11 Apr 2013 15:06
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Millwall will mark the passing of Mrs Thatcher on Saturday with a minutes violence!
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