Feels less and less like the Christmas of old as every year goes by.
Die Hard is on the box so it must be Christmas.
Die Hard is on the box so it must be Christmas.
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In order to really look forward to Christmas, brown wings should become mandatory for renewal on the 25th.
In order to really look forward to Christmas, brown wings should become mandatory for renewal on the 25th.
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Had to google that one
Had to google that one
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I googled that too Yes,I agree 
If you manage a 3sum with 2 birds,do you get 4 wings or does 1 set carry over to the following year?
Asking for a friend
I googled that too
Yes,I agree If you manage a 3sum with 2 birds,do you get 4 wings or does 1 set carry over to the following year?
Asking for a friend
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OK.. ... but only if you get a back, sack and crack done first.
OK.. ... but only if you get a back, sack and crack done first.
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I doubt I'd even get to undo my belt before it's all over.
I doubt I'd even get to undo my belt before it's all over.
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Feels less and less like the Christmas of old as every year goes by
Once you realise that there is no Father Christmas and it's all been one massive lie it really takes the edge of it
Feels less and less like the Christmas of old as every year goes by
Once you realise that there is no Father Christmas and it's all been one massive lie it really takes the edge of it
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So did I and then That links into redwings
So did I and then That links into redwings
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You'd be in a whole heap of **** if you said Allah didn't exist but it's ok to say Father Christmas doesn't, that's how bad things are.
You'd be in a whole heap of **** if you said Allah didn't exist but it's ok to say Father Christmas doesn't, that's how bad things are.
I remember my first **** xmas like it was yesterday.
It was the year I started working full time. bought all my family quite expensive gifts. And got the usual dog **** back.
I,learnt a lesson that Xmas. It is NOT bettet to give than receive.
It was the year I started working full time. bought all my family quite expensive gifts. And got the usual dog **** back.
I,learnt a lesson that Xmas. It is NOT bettet to give than receive.
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Not much luck at Christmas by the sounds of it Paul, and the icing on the cake is when you have to entertain the outlaws like me
Not much luck at Christmas by the sounds of it Paul, and the icing on the cake is when you have to entertain the outlaws like me
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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yes. all I do is smile and get through it. literally no interest whatsoever.
yes. all I do is smile and get through it. literally no interest whatsoever.
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Christmas is for kids and is the only day u can have a beer for breakfast with out either getting a funny look or moaned at lol
Christmas is for kids and is the only day u can have a beer for breakfast with out either getting a funny look or moaned at lol
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Tell everyone you've eaten and drunk so much that it's making you feel ill so you can go to bed early
Tell everyone you've eaten and drunk so much that it's making you feel ill so you can go to bed early
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Exactly right. I make sure my kid gets what he needs and generally what he wants and steer him towards
Good choices. Eg not a fekkin Electric Scooter. And make sure hes happy. I do just enough to keep the wife happy. And if I can nick something extra for fishing I do
But im also going to be cleaning the house from top to bottom. And shopping and cooking for 8 . And thats small this year. We have had 18 before now. Im not a grinch, i don't put other people down about it but I literally couldnt give a toss. For me, its just one long chore of extra work and expense.
Exactly right. I make sure my kid gets what he needs and generally what he wants and steer him towards
Good choices. Eg not a fekkin Electric Scooter. And make sure hes happy. I do just enough to keep the wife happy. And if I can nick something extra for fishing I do
But im also going to be cleaning the house from top to bottom. And shopping and cooking for 8 . And thats small this year. We have had 18 before now. Im not a grinch, i don't put other people down about it but I literally couldnt give a toss. For me, its just one long chore of extra work and expense.
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Yep I normally do dinner for 8 or 10 only me and the wife this year should b going the carvan Christmas Eve so haveing it there suits us this year to do that I used to get a couple of weeks off work so that was good for the pub before Christmas and a good session fishing day after Boxing Day as long as I was back before new year not now have to work in between so no fishing and no pub this year so b a ñice long walk with the dog in the morning then a late dinner enjoy it no matter what it's been a s.??te year for us all
Yep I normally do dinner for 8 or 10 only me and the wife this year should b going the carvan Christmas Eve so haveing it there suits us this year to do that I used to get a couple of weeks off work so that was good for the pub before Christmas and a good session fishing day after Boxing Day as long as I was back before new year not now have to work in between so no fishing and no pub this year so b a ñice long walk with the dog in the morning then a late dinner enjoy it no matter what it's been a s.??te year for us all
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Wrong
Far better with a couple of fingers in the bush
Wrong
Far better with a couple of fingers in the bush
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Could be worse, all I hear about is central ****ing heating systems, mobile phones and Sheffield Wednesday ffs
Could be worse, all I hear about is central ****ing heating systems, mobile phones and Sheffield Wednesday ffs
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Is the mother in law counting
Is the mother in law counting
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You'd struggle to find any bush these day's, something else that seems to have disappeared.
You'd struggle to find any bush these day's, something else that seems to have disappeared.
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PMSL
So true
And I thought I was clever shaving a few over the years
PMSL
So true
And I thought I was clever shaving a few over the years
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A bush would be like a phone with a dial on it to kids these day's, they wouldn't know where to stick their fingers in either.
A bush would be like a phone with a dial on it to kids these day's, they wouldn't know where to stick their fingers in either.
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Give me hairy any day lol
That's not blokes before you say owt btw either lol
Give me hairy any day lol
That's not blokes before you say owt btw either lol
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you would like my missus then it looks like Brian Blessed having a shout.
you would like my missus then it looks like Brian Blessed having a shout.
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When it starts going down the legs and up to the belly button thats too much for me mate
When it starts going down the legs and up to the belly button thats too much for me mate
If anyone is stuck for ideas on presents this year there is an excellent book out.
Brendas beaver needs a barber.
There is a review / reading on YouTube by an American lady.
Brendas beaver needs a barber.
There is a review / reading on YouTube by an American lady.
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Great video that
There's a series of them
Great video that
There's a series of them
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They reckon most millennials have never seen a Brian Blessed
They don't know what there missing
They reckon most millennials have never seen a Brian Blessed
They don't know what there missing
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Seen that , ****ing funny 😆
Seen that , ****ing funny 😆
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Mine's looks like a busted sofa....
Mine's looks like a busted sofa....
Just preparing my Brexmas dinner, it's the same as a Christmas dinner but with no Brussels.......
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