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Funny things you’ve read on public toilet doors. (24 posts / 1,595 views)
tazi tazi
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#1 14 Feb 2020 23:24
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Beware of limbo dancers.....

Not exactly on the back of the door but a personal favourite of mine is on each side of the walls.

For rules of toilet tennis look left and as you look left there's another for rules of toilet tennis look right.

Should be a good laugh, what's yours?.
Stimpson Stimpson
Posts: 58
#2 15 Feb 2020 09:52
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In reply to Post #1
The 1970's just called and it wants it's joke back.
scozza
Posts: 18,421
#3 15 Feb 2020 10:31
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In reply to Post #1
On a broken toilet door sign...

DO NOT USE AWAITING REPAIR

Somebody wrote underneath, No ****?
tazi tazi
Posts: 4,859
#4 15 Feb 2020 10:48
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In reply to Post #2
Was around 83 when I saw those, even then I guess I was still a little late back then.
troutybrown
Posts: 708
#5 15 Feb 2020 12:03
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In reply to Post #1
Some come here to sh1t and stink.
Some come here to sit and think.
I come here to scratch my b4lls.
And read the writing on the walls.
Stimpson Stimpson
Posts: 58
#6 15 Feb 2020 14:25
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In reply to Post #4
Oh well.....If it's good enough for Partridge....
ralph69 ralph69
Posts: 10,398
#7 15 Feb 2020 14:25
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In reply to Post #1
Mr Magoos phone no
scozza
Posts: 18,421
#8 15 Feb 2020 14:56
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In reply to Post #7
Amazing, as soon as isa the thread, I was going to put that myself

luckyjim luckyjim
Posts: 3,626
#9 17 Feb 2020 11:27
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Do not sing
Do not shout
Have a s hit
And f*** off out


and in the ladies....

my mum made me a lesbian
and written underneath....
if I give her the wool will she make me one
Keebs
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#10 17 Feb 2020 11:46
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KenTownley KenTownley
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#11 17 Feb 2020 12:38
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Huh...
mal mal
Posts: 8,986
#12 17 Feb 2020 14:51
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on the wall next to the condom machine in my old local was written...

'post baby in slot for refund'

tazi tazi
Posts: 4,859
#13 18 Feb 2020 07:10
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In reply to Post #12


If you google as below

Sebastian and Wendy toilet

Takes you to YouTube after clicking on it.

ken
Posts: 939
#14 18 Feb 2020 09:15
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In reply to Post #10
Are they shooting each other.
Keebs
Posts: 3,201
#15 18 Feb 2020 09:25
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In reply to Post #14
Well it is/was in London
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