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Football thread part 32 (7,746 posts / 360,032 views)
jimmyAd jimmyAd
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Post #6436 3 Nov 2021 18:48
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Loved a comment in the paper today about Gary Neville staying out of the lime light and not having anything to say when United were being battered by Leicester and then Liverpool but out he comes with his opinion after United beat us
mal mal
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Post #6437 3 Nov 2021 22:02
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Typical manc supporter

Just watched the proper reds make the champions of Spain look very ordinary ...

Trent a different class again
jeffire jeffire
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Post #6438 3 Nov 2021 23:58
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mal mal
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Post #6439 6 Nov 2021 23:47
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Ole's at the wheel...

jeffire jeffire
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Post #6440 7 Nov 2021 15:58
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Toughest game of the season so far for us today Mal
newcarper78 newcarper78
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Post #6441 7 Nov 2021 18:30
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****ING GET IN YOU BEAUTIFUL SPAMMERS. 😍
scozza
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Post #6442 7 Nov 2021 18:31
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Result that

Like to see the scousers lose

Moyes
Mr-Magoo Mr-Magoo
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Post #6443 7 Nov 2021 18:32
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😉
jeffire jeffire
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Post #6444 7 Nov 2021 18:43
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Well deserved our keeper was poor today .
mal mal
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Post #6445 7 Nov 2021 18:44
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Yep



Well played again the spammers

Alisson had a nightmare...

Like I said... if we have to have a united in the top 4 then it might as well be this lot.

Moyes' 1st win against us I think
jimmyAd jimmyAd
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Post #6446 7 Nov 2021 18:46
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It was only Liverpool 😁
Watched our game and we managed to go another 90 minutes without a shot on goal, but it was a bloody good game to watch for a nil nil draw, the team are certainly playing a lot better for Conte👍
troutybrown
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Post #6447 7 Nov 2021 18:46
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Moyes as the next United manager
scozza
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Post #6448 7 Nov 2021 18:50
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To be fair, took the job at the wrong time. Nobody was going to be a success straight after Fergie

Certainly got the spammers playing well
mal mal
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Post #6449 7 Nov 2021 18:51
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jimmyAd jimmyAd
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Post #6450 7 Nov 2021 19:12
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Ole gunnar solskjaer meets with Klopp. He asks him, "Your team wiped the floor with us 5 - 0 I cant get over it, how do you run such an efficient team? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says Klopp, "the most important thing is to sign intelligent players."

Solskjaer frowns. "But how do I know the players in my team are really intelligent?"

Klopp says. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."

Then Klopp phones Mo Salah. "Please Join me and Solskjaer in here, would you?"

Salah walks into the room. "Yes, boss?"

Klopp smiles. "Answer me this, please, Mo. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Mo answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says Klopp.

Back at Old Trafford, Ole gunnar Solskjaer asks to see Harry Maguire.

"Harry, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Harry. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Harry goes to to the whole Man Utd squad and asks every one he can find, but none can give him an answer. Finally, on the way out he bumps into Paul Pogba

Harry says, "Paul! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?

Paul Pogba says, "That's easy. It's me!"

Harry says. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Managers Office to speak with Ole gunnar Solskjaer.

Harry Says, "I did some research I asked the whole team and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Paul Pogba."

Ole gunnar Solskjaer, stomps over to Harry Maguire, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Mo Salah!"

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