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spanker spanker
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#496 2 Sep 2020 19:50
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And the "lake mug " is caught once more
nine0six nine0six
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#497 2 Sep 2020 21:08
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Doubt he would have laughed. Post 2231 Coronavirus thread, he can't understand a word he says.
Tinhead Tinhead
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#498 2 Sep 2020 21:26
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Although Wayne replied to my post I don't think his reply was aimed directly at me but to those accusing him of being racist.
You're right though I do have trouble understanding Billy Connolly but I do enjoy the bits that I manage to catch

Edit
Or are you saying I'm racist because I have trouble understanding him
Jon Jon
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#499 2 Sep 2020 22:20
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Phew.

A massive sigh of relief sweeps the nation as thousands of angry middle aged men are now free to sing along with a song they don't know the words of during the live broadcast, that they never had any intention of watching, of a concert that they would never attend even if they were paid to.
Tinhead Tinhead
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#500 2 Sep 2020 23:05
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It's not about getting every single word right it's about enjoying the whole experience.

Cut and pasted from the I'm mostly Listening thread

Not posting this for any political or other reason but
listen to this

TURN IT UP LOUD and listen to all 9mins 51secs of it

What a great piece of music, love it and great to see so many people enjoying themselves

Wayne Wayne
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#501 3 Sep 2020 10:27
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No chance spanky, you can't even catch a cold or Corona........do me a favour though and grow a pair........
spanker spanker
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#502 3 Sep 2020 10:58
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The lake mug bites again , what a plonker , if "Growing a pair " equates to
talking shi* and acting like a bell end , then yes , you win , hands down and you have the "biggest pair " in the world , well done lad ,
Wayne Wayne
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#503 3 Sep 2020 11:52
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if "Growing a pair " equates to talking shi* and acting like a bell end , then yes , you win , hands down

.......Sorry that title is definately yours, you spout **** then wont even back it up.........

Anyway, Whats in the news today and not fake news spanky........Choose your sources wisely........
Jon Jon
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#504 3 Sep 2020 12:04
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20 minute Covid test sounds good.

Nice to see the govt providing 500m to support its development instead of chucking cash at dodgy firms owned my mates of Cummings.



Given his spelling, I assumed Wayne meant 'grow a pear' .. as in 'plant a fruit tree'. Not a bad idea, but I prefer an apple.
Wayne Wayne
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#505 3 Sep 2020 12:37
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You grammar police must lead very boring sheltered lives.......

Doms mates have to make a living too so why not give them some work........
Jon Jon
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#506 3 Sep 2020 13:46
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Yep. No 'living life on the hedge' for me. All very boaring.

Greekskii Greekskii
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#507 3 Sep 2020 13:52
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In other news...a policeman from tv show fame has been convicted of child sex offences....discuss....I won't mention American police that killed a naked, unarmed black man with mental health issues either.
Jon Jon
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#508 3 Sep 2020 14:52
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Is it 'Dick, son? Of Dock Green' ?
spanker spanker
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#509 3 Sep 2020 15:23
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Novichock poisoning by Putin ?
So after failing miserably in Salisbury to kill the skripals they used the same method again in Russia and failed again , Then let his flight be re routed in Russian air space controlled by Putin for emergency medical treatment
Then whilst in a Russian state hospital his life is saved
Then to top it off they allow him to be sent to Germany
If Putin wanted him dead he would be dead and he would not of left Russia
Key decisions on Nord stream 2 are now taking place , America is desperate to stop this !
And we are now puppets of America until we have reached a trade agreement

Our media seems to of avoided certain avenues !
ocelot ocelot
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#510 3 Sep 2020 15:41
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He doesn't care you know what happens and who's behind acts of intimidation whilst he's a cowardly lap dog resident in the Whitehouse. Britain weakening the EU and desperate for new market's is a huge bonus, he'll never pass up a chance like that to expand influence and show power. Why would he
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