Got to love the internet.. ffs
Imagine taking the advice of installing galvanised **** on your fence with a matrix of fishing line between and the stupid cat somehow becomes entwined in it.
So you now have a fence that looks like **** and the stroker from next door who threatens to hospitalise people having to pay a bloke who has the cojones to actually do it. He'd probably need to rescue the cat in the price for him too because the top few rungs of a ladder can be intimidating to a coward.
How about mixing the sand that's being dig out with cement so the ****er can't get it out, with the added bonus of a decorative porcelain cosh to defend yourself from the local unemployed reserve wicket keeper?
Imagine taking the advice of installing galvanised **** on your fence with a matrix of fishing line between and the stupid cat somehow becomes entwined in it.
So you now have a fence that looks like **** and the stroker from next door who threatens to hospitalise people having to pay a bloke who has the cojones to actually do it. He'd probably need to rescue the cat in the price for him too because the top few rungs of a ladder can be intimidating to a coward.
How about mixing the sand that's being dig out with cement so the ****er can't get it out, with the added bonus of a decorative porcelain cosh to defend yourself from the local unemployed reserve wicket keeper?
In reply to Post #29
Lock stock and two smoking pussys
Lock stock and two smoking pussys
Ice bucket challenge the pussy, the best suggestion i've seen so far is borrow a Jack Russell for a few days then when he's seen the cat off put an ornament one in the garden.
In reply to Post #33
Apart from getting a leg breaker from spinbowler along with 8 broken fingers and 2 thumbs, 2ft high bamboo on the fence intertwined with fox submerge line, a resin jack Russell what's the final thoughts please lads?.
In reply to Post #36
Flamethrower?
Flamethrower?
In reply to Post #37
Careful,you will have your head bounced off the pavement by the pussy protection patrol
Careful,you will have your head bounced off the pavement by the pussy protection patrol
In reply to Post #38
It was a joke
It was a joke
In reply to Post #39
When protecting your pussy nothing is a joke.You could end up with a broken skull and hands if you mess with the wrong one
When protecting your pussy nothing is a joke.You could end up with a broken skull and hands if you mess with the wrong one
In reply to Post #40
Puss wars
Puss wars
Oh yeah, gotta try take a p155 too with 8 floppy broken fingers n 2 floppy broken thumbs, and all for a miserly cost of £200.
In reply to Post #38
I played paintball with a team around 15 years ago for about 5 years , just saying !
Watch out for head bouncers !
