In reply to Post #14
Ive had to take my bait making facilities else where as she does not like the funny smells, she can smell tuna oil on my hands as soon as I walk in the door. I wouldnt be so mean as to buy her a dewault gun as I already have one of the chinese ones.

I once got caught using her treadmill as a sausage conveyor.

I got my Mrs to smell this bottle of liquid I had just got, whipped the lid off and the little insert out stuffed under her nose, accidentally touched it with the bottle and she went absolutely berserk, it was n-butric. I had a looonng wait if you know what I mean.

In reply to Post #18
it was n-butric.

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In reply to Post #16
Wash your hands in alcohol, sanitiser stuff us good too