In reply to Post #14
Ever thought of moving?

In reply to Post #16
Wish I could afford it as I'd like nothing more mate.

Having said that I know lots of good people having lived on the estate virtually all my life.

In reply to Post #17
Get yourself a rubber dinghy and get yourself down to Dover. Head out towards the shipping lanes, give it a few hours and you'll be picked up and packed off to a 4 star hotel for a few weeks on full board (all free).

You'll get the latest i phone within a few days with a great call plan (all free).

Once processed you'll get given a new house, the more family you had in the dinghy the bigger the house you get so it's something your whole family might want to help you with. (remember to tell any of the older members to have a shave as the more kids the better)

In reply to Post #18


Probably a lot of truth in that. Mind you though, our UK home secretary, Priti, may be putting a stop to that soon so he had better hurry up

In reply to Post #19
Have witnessed the hotel and phone part with my own eyes.

In reply to Post #20
Does not surprise me mate. Everybody wants a piece of our great country

Out forefathers made it for us, they will all come and milk it and **** it up. Ah well, onwards and downhill upwards as they say.

I'm on it lads.....





















The dinghy that is.

In reply to Post #22
I forgot to mention, Spanker and Chairman Mal will be on the beach to welcome you.

In reply to Post #22
Good luck

Arrived safety to a load of fcuks, told to sail on fat boy and keep gagging on that fat c0ck.......