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Baitman Baitman
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Post #2786 16 Feb 2026 00:39
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I had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone...
I explained that it was a family trait and that we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said, "Well, in 27 years as a GP I've never seen anything like it, Having said that I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her fanny was shaped like a Mouth Organ".
I said, "That'll be Our Monica".
its a classic.
scozza
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Post #2787 16 Feb 2026 12:51
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Scot-chegg
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Post #2788 20 Feb 2026 19:27
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A girl goes to her doctor in a bit of distress
Doctor this is very strange, I've been finding costa Rican postage stamps in my fanny.
Doc says well we better have a look, lay yourself up there on the bed and draw your knees up.
Straight away he starts pulling loads of them out of her.
He looks up at her and says " miss these aren't postage stamps they're stickers off Bananas"
Clobersauraus Clobersauraus
Posts: 799
Post #2789 22 Feb 2026 18:57
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My wife's beloved dog ran out of the house and away this morning when i answered row door to a delivery driver.

I look everywhere but couldnt find him, when i got home with no poochie, the wife told me a needed to look harder.

So I shaved my hair off and got a load of tattoos but still didn't find the dog.
Clobersauraus Clobersauraus
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Post #2790 22 Feb 2026 19:00
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Ive recently got interested in darts and the wife's been complaining I'm practicing too much.

To keep the one who must be obeyed happy, i stuck a map of the world on the dart board and told her to throw a dart and wherever it lands, i will take her for a 2 week holiday.

I'm not looking forward to 2 weeks behind the bait freezer
Baitman Baitman
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Post #2791 23 May 2026 11:44
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