In reply to Post #2619

In reply to Post #2619
Good un that

Reminds me of a lad I know who once pinched a coach and did the same, took all his mates home

In reply to Post #2622
Stranglely enough my mate did the same....

Not the same mate is it, couldn't be, surely?.

Initials of my mate who did that........C.B

In reply to Post #2623
No, different initials. Quite a few years ago now. Its the same lad who drive a JCB on a night out through a supermarket window of a “southern holiday” resort. Quite a character, got sent down

In reply to Post #2624


What a lad.

My mate took the bus from the bus station, dropped the lads off at twigg street and as they were getting off asked them for the fare.,...

In reply to Post #2625
You have to laugh, all in a night out

In reply to Post #2626
Indeed you do.

Happy Xmas mate.

In reply to Post #2627
What is a chickens favourite footwear?

Reebok, bok, bok, bokarrr

What do you call a french man wearing open toe shoes?

Felipe Falope!

Happy Brexit, whoops....Happy New Year!

Special thanks to my neighbour who lent me some sheeting to put on the windscreen during this freezing weather.














































Ta Pauline.

In reply to Post #2630
People are always asking what will you be doing next year....


How do I know it's not as if I have 2020 vision

Just been recommended the Adam Ant diet.....







































‘Don't chew ever, don't chew ever'.

In reply to Post #1
Paddy:why do scuba divers always fall backwards from the boat Murphy :cos if they fall forward they would still be in the boat

In reply to Post #2633

Angie: Hey Sharon, I don't feel well, I have a very sore throat.

Sharon: ooo that's bad, when I have a sore throat I give me old man a blow job and the next day there's a big improvement, try that, it can't do any harm.

2 days later

Angie: Hey Sharon, I did wot you said and it doe's work but your old man didn't believe it was your idea.