In reply to Post #1
Fings were getting a bit violent down at the lake
muggings, robbery, i decided to take a mate, black belt
in Karate, could kill you wiv is bare feet, one Saturday night
3 geezers kicked the s*** out of im while he took is shoes off
Fings were getting a bit violent down at the lake
muggings, robbery, i decided to take a mate, black belt
in Karate, could kill you wiv is bare feet, one Saturday night
3 geezers kicked the s*** out of im while he took is shoes off
In reply to Post #2032
In reply to Post #2035
I've had enough of Christmas.All year long I work my f**king fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for.And what happens Christmas morning? That fat f**ker with the beard gets all the credit!! Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her.
I've had enough of Christmas.All year long I work my f**king fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for.And what happens Christmas morning? That fat f**ker with the beard gets all the credit!! Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her.
When asked their thoughts on Britain's no 1 diver announcing he is gay.Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time...
How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to c**t a lightboll**ks?
Following Tom Daley admitting he's gay,rumours are rife that his boyfriend is a fellow Olympian.
My money's on Fatima Whitbread.
My money's on Fatima Whitbread.
apparentley theres thousands of people gathering outside nelson mandella house.
del boy and rodney have told em to **** off
del boy and rodney have told em to **** off
Its been reported that dyslexic africans have been leaving flowers at the doors of Nissan main dealer 
In reply to Post #2039
he put it out on you tube that he takes it up the pooh tube.............. tom daley , tom daley , tom daley
he put it out on you tube that he takes it up the pooh tube.............. tom daley , tom daley , tom daley
In reply to Post #2042
Micheal Barrymores ears *****ed up at the news Tom Daley has came out as gay.At last the thought,someone that doesn't mind taking it up the arse and can swim as we'll.
Micheal Barrymores ears *****ed up at the news Tom Daley has came out as gay.At last the thought,someone that doesn't mind taking it up the arse and can swim as we'll.
Never has there been such a mass outpouring of grief this morning from Black people,after waking up to the news that KFC Great Yarmouth is closed due to flood damage....
Nelson Mandela's a legend and inspiration to every black man.
Never worked a day in his life and spent half of it in prison.
Never worked a day in his life and spent half of it in prison.
My wife's doing an experiment.She's wearing a burka for a week to get people's reaction.So far she's been kicked,punched and spat at.F**k knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house!
It's very very very quiet on here,what's everyone lost their sense of humour 
In reply to Post #2047
You beating everyone to it mate
You beating everyone to it mate