Paddy goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains, doc checks him out and says well I can't find anything wrong, must be the drink, Paddy says ok doc I'll come back when your sober.
In reply to Post #2651
me and the wife sat down for dinner, she nearly choked to death when I told her I put ginger in the curry, Christ.....she loves that cat.
Took the wife out for a romantic dinner tonight. We played footsie under the table. I had lasagna, she got toad in the hole
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What do you call a constipated detective?
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No sh*t sherlock
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No sh*t sherlock
Deliveroo are changing their name
To Deliver flu...
To Deliver flu...
In reply to Post #2657
What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce and a tomato?.
Chicken Caesar salad.
Chicken Caesar salad.
In reply to Post #2660
That was brilliant 🤣
That was brilliant 🤣
https://youtu.be/QMKWmmU63aU
Watch from just before 2 mins
Watch from just before 2 mins
Met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area the other day.
He had a Wigan address.
He had a Wigan address.
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In reply to Post #2664
I bought a dozen bees from a bee keeper,when I checked i realised he had made a mistake and gave me 13,nice chap said keep it its a free bee.
I bought a dozen bees from a bee keeper,when I checked i realised he had made a mistake and gave me 13,nice chap said keep it its a free bee.