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Xmas Turkey (20 posts / 1,403 views)
ocelot ocelot
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Post #1 4 Dec 2021 14:18
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It's that festive time of the year again where celebration, remembrance and good will to all are in our thoughts.
Therefore I feel recognition of forum turkey 2021 would be appropriate.
There's been some outstanding candidates as always, many in full pantomime guises whilst they lasted.
My vote, though I'm open to changing it has to go to.....


Clanger 👋👋👋.


I believe he constantly outshone the other candidates with inane bitter forum clogging cobbler's far more consistently than the other runner's and riders.

Well done🦃🏆

mal mal
Posts: 8,986
Post #2 4 Dec 2021 14:30
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Obviously it's a competition that will divide opinion, but just like Messi, some just stand out.

A worthy recipient of this year's ballon doh

Alby
Posts: 306
Post #3 5 Dec 2021 02:38
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I'm guessing we all see the irony of these two Lefty losers post's

And he wonders why he's a divorcee

If they could only get close enough they might form a brain
ocelot ocelot
Posts: 1,802
Post #4 5 Dec 2021 13:28
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Spinbowler making a late bid for the 🏆. Didn't think you could resist throwing your bonnet into the mix. You've every chance
Jon Jon
Posts: 4,294
Post #5 5 Dec 2021 14:03
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Some posts just scream 'the only time I ever got a gold star at school was for my potato printing'
Alby
Posts: 306
Post #6 5 Dec 2021 17:25
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We've a full house 😂😂😂😂
Jon Jon
Posts: 4,294
Post #7 5 Dec 2021 20:17
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What's with the 'we' in every post?

Just because you've got 17 accounts, doesn't make you plural.
scozza
Posts: 18,421
Post #8 8 Dec 2021 21:22
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What a brilliant thread lol

Hark at CF's three self proclaimed most intelligent men

Happy Christmas turkeys
ocelot ocelot
Posts: 1,802
Post #9 10 Dec 2021 14:02
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Didn't think you could resist having a punt at the trophy Scozza. Expected a bit of a better sales pitch, maybe your Stockholm syndrome playing up again, but I'm sure you're basting well 🦃
scozza
Posts: 18,421
Post #11 10 Dec 2021 17:07
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You keep your trophy, reading through your thread it is perfectly clear to me that it is made specifically for you
scozza
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Post #13 10 Dec 2021 17:56
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Turkey is far too “dry” for me mate
ocelot ocelot
Posts: 1,802
Post #14 10 Dec 2021 19:14
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That's his best shot Jamie, probably why he was a bit of a ranker to win it. Once he gets going though he can really post some glorious inane tripe 🦃. More than capable of having a flurry of posts to come out on top though
scozza
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Post #15 10 Dec 2021 20:38
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Alby
Posts: 306
Post #17 11 Dec 2021 00:05
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No, It's Chairman Mal, full time Left Wing extremist full time on the register. Just slightly better looking apparently. (its why he struggles with woman)
VLT VLT
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Post #18 11 Dec 2021 07:06
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Scozza is the polar opposite in terms of hair
scozza
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Post #19 11 Dec 2021 07:07
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Cheers lads

I wish Jamie



ocelot ocelot
Posts: 1,802
Post #20 11 Dec 2021 14:41
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Must show off his caruncles well that look.
Missing a prominent wattle that photo though
scozza
Posts: 18,421
Post #21 12 Dec 2021 19:23
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The wattle is seasonal and comes and goes with alcohol consumption
Leeroyjenkins Leeroyjenkins
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Post #22 13 Dec 2021 13:35
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Saw a post in IG by korda about Rob burgess bagging up in a match. Scrolled down the comments looking for hormone comments and there was one. By user name...... Big_Clanger
ocelot ocelot
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Post #24 13 Dec 2021 20:10
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