Noddy
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- 10 Feb 2002 23:59
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- 19 Aug 2026 16:18
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Forum: General Carp Discussion
Thread: No Carp Tax
19 Aug 2026
@ 4:18pm
@ 4:18pm
In reply to Post #100
I very much doubt he was butt hurt mate, after that much time in prison he's probably got a ring piece tougher than kangaroo leather.
I very much doubt he was butt hurt mate, after that much time in prison he's probably got a ring piece tougher than kangaroo leather.
Forum: General Carp Discussion
Thread: No Carp Tax
19 Aug 2026
@ 3:00pm
@ 3:00pm
In reply to Post #98
Yes, I don't think C*ntyCraig knows what to do when people actually respond. Always was a skinny little runt with a big mouth and small brain.
Sharing someone's location because he thinks he's some kind of a detective (Companies House look up that anyone with an IQ over50 would think of) isn't really very impressive.
Glad to see his followers on Instagram are dropping in number...I guess some are intelligent enough not to associate with the retard whilst others remain purely to watch the impending train crash.
Still not seen any fishing content worth watching from him, just tiling and toilet fitting.
Yes, I don't think C*ntyCraig knows what to do when people actually respond. Always was a skinny little runt with a big mouth and small brain.
Sharing someone's location because he thinks he's some kind of a detective (Companies House look up that anyone with an IQ over50 would think of) isn't really very impressive.
Glad to see his followers on Instagram are dropping in number...I guess some are intelligent enough not to associate with the retard whilst others remain purely to watch the impending train crash.
Still not seen any fishing content worth watching from him, just tiling and toilet fitting.
Forum: General Carp Discussion
Thread: No Carp Tax
31 Jul 2026
@ 11:03am
@ 11:03am
In reply to Post #69
It was no effort at all once you know Craig Carden's real name. He was a member on here years ago, complete pleb then and he hasn't changed much.
Why is he pretending to be Craig Mitchell, leave the Mitchell surname out of it, there's no need to associate it with his crimes, because that's what they are, crimes.
No, I'm nothing to do with tackle industry (not that that is any of your business) and don't try to pretend what he's done in his past is irrelevant. He's a scammer, more on that in a moment.
Who cares what he's doing with TEMU. If he feels the need to bolster his normal wage as a toilet fitter with some TEMU commission, great! £6 for a sign up and 30% on first order - lovely, can't wait to see that get pumped back into carp fishing by our new found Robin Hood!
Back to the most important finding, the fact he's a scammer.
Do you really think someone that organises a Spanish fishing trip for a Father and son, and then ghosts them once they land in Barcelona is trustworthy?
If you do then I can only assume that if I walked through your deepest thoughts I wouldn't get my ankles wet! Wake up and stop tongue punching his ring, you obviously do care.
Maybe you think him doxxing people is good behaviour? I haven't even publicised that side of him YET. Watch this space.
Go fishing
I'm fishing now, you're not my first bite today!
It was no effort at all once you know Craig Carden's real name. He was a member on here years ago, complete pleb then and he hasn't changed much.
Why is he pretending to be Craig Mitchell, leave the Mitchell surname out of it, there's no need to associate it with his crimes, because that's what they are, crimes.
No, I'm nothing to do with tackle industry (not that that is any of your business) and don't try to pretend what he's done in his past is irrelevant. He's a scammer, more on that in a moment.
Who cares what he's doing with TEMU. If he feels the need to bolster his normal wage as a toilet fitter with some TEMU commission, great! £6 for a sign up and 30% on first order - lovely, can't wait to see that get pumped back into carp fishing by our new found Robin Hood!
Back to the most important finding, the fact he's a scammer.
Do you really think someone that organises a Spanish fishing trip for a Father and son, and then ghosts them once they land in Barcelona is trustworthy?
If you do then I can only assume that if I walked through your deepest thoughts I wouldn't get my ankles wet! Wake up and stop tongue punching his ring, you obviously do care.
Maybe you think him doxxing people is good behaviour? I haven't even publicised that side of him YET. Watch this space.
Go fishing
I'm fishing now, you're not my first bite today!
Forum: General Carp Discussion
Thread: No Carp Tax
29 Jul 2026
@ 6:42pm
@ 6:42pm
⚠️ ANGLER WARNING: The truth about "C4rpy Craig" (Craig Mitchell) /NoCarpTax/CarpFishingTours
Before buying tackle, clicking affiliate links, or booking fishing tours from "C4rpy Craig", anglers need to know who they are dealing with. His real name is Craig Carden, and he has a history of defrauding the angling community.
1. The Fishing Tour Scam: In 2007, Carden was arrested and charged with 11 offences, including stealing money from groups of everyday anglers by taking massive cash deposits for fake French carp trips that never existed. This was exposed by The Mirror's Penman & Sommerlad investigation.
2. The 2013 Jail Term: He was later jailed for 5 years for possession of a sawn-off shotgun in connection with a Sussex organised crime group (The Argus Court Report). He exaggerates this to "12 years" on podcasts to cover up his earlier crimes against anglers like YOU!
3. The NoCarpTax Reality: His new platform pushes cheap Temu gear under the lie that it comes from the "same factories" as top UK brands. He does not stock or quality control this gear; it is an affiliate scheme designed to generate kickback commissions for himself off the back of the angling community. The community which he stole from!
4. CarpFishingTours.com: proceed with extreme caution. A new fishing-tour company linked to Craig Carden raises obvious concerns given the documented history above. Before paying any deposit, independently verify the legal company name, who is responsible for your booking, the venue and dates, cancellation/refund terms, and genuine third-party reviews. Pay by credit card where possible and avoid cash or bank-transfer deposits without clear written protection.
Link 1 - LINKY POO™ https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10830125.peacehaven-crime-boss-jailed-for-nine-years/
Link 2 - LINKY POO™ https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/money-opinion/p-s-investigates/craig-cardens-one-that-got-away-534193
Link 3 - LINKY POO™ https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/money-opinion/p-s-investigates/craig-cardens-victims-finally-go-534127
Link 4 - LINKY POO™ https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/money-opinion/p-s-investigates/craig-carden-charged-with-deception-fraud-534002
Before buying tackle, clicking affiliate links, or booking fishing tours from "C4rpy Craig", anglers need to know who they are dealing with. His real name is Craig Carden, and he has a history of defrauding the angling community.
1. The Fishing Tour Scam: In 2007, Carden was arrested and charged with 11 offences, including stealing money from groups of everyday anglers by taking massive cash deposits for fake French carp trips that never existed. This was exposed by The Mirror's Penman & Sommerlad investigation.
2. The 2013 Jail Term: He was later jailed for 5 years for possession of a sawn-off shotgun in connection with a Sussex organised crime group (The Argus Court Report). He exaggerates this to "12 years" on podcasts to cover up his earlier crimes against anglers like YOU!
3. The NoCarpTax Reality: His new platform pushes cheap Temu gear under the lie that it comes from the "same factories" as top UK brands. He does not stock or quality control this gear; it is an affiliate scheme designed to generate kickback commissions for himself off the back of the angling community. The community which he stole from!
4. CarpFishingTours.com: proceed with extreme caution. A new fishing-tour company linked to Craig Carden raises obvious concerns given the documented history above. Before paying any deposit, independently verify the legal company name, who is responsible for your booking, the venue and dates, cancellation/refund terms, and genuine third-party reviews. Pay by credit card where possible and avoid cash or bank-transfer deposits without clear written protection.
Link 1 - LINKY POO™ https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10830125.peacehaven-crime-boss-jailed-for-nine-years/
Link 2 - LINKY POO™ https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/money-opinion/p-s-investigates/craig-cardens-one-that-got-away-534193
Link 3 - LINKY POO™ https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/money-opinion/p-s-investigates/craig-cardens-victims-finally-go-534127
Link 4 - LINKY POO™ https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/money-opinion/p-s-investigates/craig-carden-charged-with-deception-fraud-534002