bigdave1988
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- 5 Feb 2009 11:11
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- 9 Sep 2017 07:33
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Forum: CarpForum Fish-Ins
Thread: going
29 Sep 2012
@ 2:52pm
@ 2:52pm
In reply to Post #1246
cant believe this is still going!!
cant believe this is still going!!
Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
15 Apr 2012
@ 2:09pm
@ 2:09pm
In reply to Post #111
After our divorce i killed the wife and dumped her body but kept her *****. my new girlfriend hasn't a clue when i say im going upstairs to have a go on the ex box
After our divorce i killed the wife and dumped her body but kept her *****. my new girlfriend hasn't a clue when i say im going upstairs to have a go on the ex box
Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
15 Apr 2012
@ 2:01pm
@ 2:01pm
In reply to Post #110
Stephen hawking just came back from his first date in years!His glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. apparently she stood him up!
Stephen hawking just came back from his first date in years!His glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees. apparently she stood him up!
Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
15 Apr 2012
@ 1:59pm
@ 1:59pm
In reply to Post #109
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman, its very rewarding and the sex is great but its also very challenging. It took me ages to get her husbands voice right!!
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman, its very rewarding and the sex is great but its also very challenging. It took me ages to get her husbands voice right!!
Forum: NON Carp stuff
Thread: Joke Thread
15 Apr 2012
@ 1:57pm
@ 1:57pm
In reply to Post #108
I have been arrested for wasting police time, i thought i saw a kangaroo in my garden!! but it turned out to just be the neighbours grey hound taking a crap.
I have been arrested for wasting police time, i thought i saw a kangaroo in my garden!! but it turned out to just be the neighbours grey hound taking a crap.