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theres an englishman a Scot and a paddy training for war in the desert the drill sergeant comes up to the englishman and asks if you were stranded in the desert and you had the choice of one item what would you you choose water says the englishman so i can stay hydrated very good says the sergeant he goes to the scot and asks the same question the scot replies a wide brimmed hat to keep the sun off me very good sergeant moves on to the paddy and asks the same question a car door replies the irish man what the **** do you want with a car door in the desert said the sergeant the paddy replies if it gets to hot i can always wind the window down

In reply to Post #2135
Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.

I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison.

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It"

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

and one for the chelsea fans

Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend.

Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres.

hi all new to forum been a carp angler for over 10 years now fishing venues in suffolk norfolk and essex i have joined up for the advice that the forum offer especially the bait and venues section

hi all new to forum and bait rolling would like to know if this mix will roll any feed back will be well appreciated cheers all

200g megga blend
200g semolina
100g soya flour
100g whey protein concentrate
75g vitamaelo
125g egg albumen
200g tiger nut flour

2ml talin
5ml hazelnut essence
30ml liquid tiger nut