In reply to Post #844
Two guys were in bed together, that had been going at it all day.

One of the chaps gets out of bed and said to the other.

'' I'm going to the toilet, now don't have a **** while I'm gone''

'' ok I promise I won't ''

When the chap returns from the toilet he discovers cum on the ceiling, all over the walls and all over the bed sheets, he turns to his boyfriend and said. '' how could you, you promised me that you wouldn't **** while I was gone, get out we are finished I never want to see you again''

'' I didn't ****, all I did was fart''

In reply to Post #1000
Hi,

Been looking in for a while now, and decided to join up, I have been fishing on & off for about 20 years I'm in the process of starting up again after selling my gear, young family!!

I'm from the Peterborough area but originally from Watford, look forward to speaking to you all soon.

Thanks mark

P.s Anyone want a kitchen