In reply to Post #1429
A rabbit walks into a bar and asks the bar man for a chesse and ham tostie and a pint of beer. Despite being amazed about a talking rabbit, the bar man gives him the tostie and the beer. The rabbit eats the toastie, drinks the beer then leaves.

The rabbit comes back the next night when the pub is busier as word has got round of a talking rabbit. He rabbit gets his toastie and beer, consumes them both, then leaves.

The next night the pub is packed, but in goes the rabbit and asks the bar man for his toastie and beer. The bar man however says to the rabbit, 'I'm sorry we're all out of cheese and ham toasties but we do have cheese and onion toasties, I'm sure you'll like them!'
The rabbit hesitently eats the toastie and drinks the beer then leaves.

After that night the rabbit never returns. The pub becomes run down and on the brink of closing. The bar is empty and the bar man is cleaning when all of a sudden he sees a white figure, it is the rabbit. The bar man says to him, 'what happened you never came back.'
'I DIED!' said the rabbit
'How?' Asks the bar man



'Mixing me toasties!'

In reply to Post #1428
2 men walk into a building.... you would have thought one of them would see it