In reply to Post #1206
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied.
He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying b@stard! You've been playing golf!
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied.
He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying b@stard! You've been playing golf!
In reply to Post #1207
Good un
Good un
"Oh God, I think I'm going to explode any second!" I told my girlfriend."On my tits" she whispered, "do it on my tits""Really? You sure?""Yes! Quickly!! For me""Oh ok then........it's cominnnnng......."Anyway, the moral of the story is - if you've got diarrhoea, it's best to be specific!
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In reply to Post #1201
What's blue and kills women?...
A pregnancy testing kit at Oscar Pistorius' house.
A pregnancy testing kit at Oscar Pistorius' house.
In reply to Post #1212
I was fingering a fat bird when she said "use 4 fingers, that is why they call me Kit Kat".
So I replied "I thought it was because you're Chunky"
So I replied "I thought it was because you're Chunky"
In reply to Post #1218
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Just finished a book called "Dying For A Piss".
It's about how Valentine's Day gets celebrated in the Pistorius house.
It's about how Valentine's Day gets celebrated in the Pistorius house.
In a lesbian relationship, who makes the sandwiches?
Neither, they both eat out.
Neither, they both eat out.
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