In reply to Post #1101
I got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that?
We stopped having sex years ago.
We stopped having sex years ago.
In reply to Post #1105
In reply to Post #1106
Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.
happy valentines day Girls
Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.
happy valentines day Girls
In reply to Post #1107
Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder even though he claims it was an accident.
Police spokesman say " He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder even though he claims it was an accident.
Police spokesman say " He hasn't got a leg to stand on"
In reply to Post #1108
Oscar pestorius was chilling having a few beers when his missus came home to suprise him for valentines day. She kept having a go at him so he shot her! Apparently she accused him of being legless!
Sorry I couldn't resist.
Oscar pestorius was chilling having a few beers when his missus came home to suprise him for valentines day. She kept having a go at him so he shot her! Apparently she accused him of being legless!
Sorry I couldn't resist.
In reply to Post #1109
Roses are red
Violets are gorgeous
But don't ever try to surprise Oscar Pistorrius !!!
Roses are red
Violets are gorgeous
But don't ever try to surprise Oscar Pistorrius !!!
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious
home that completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder.
Footprints
home that completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder.
Footprints
In reply to Post #1111
I bought a valentines card for everyone at our local tourettes society.
It's the thought that c--ts
I bought a valentines card for everyone at our local tourettes society.
It's the thought that c--ts
In reply to Post #1112
What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?...
20 years.
What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?...
20 years.
Roses are Red,
Rohypnol is clear,
That's why your mine,
For one night this year.
Rohypnol is clear,
That's why your mine,
For one night this year.
What's blue and full of haribo?
Kevin Webster's overalls.
Kevin Webster's overalls.
I had the best valentines day ever. I had sex with the most gorgeous fit blonde I have ever seen.
Being the mortuary assistant in Pretoria has its perks.
Being the mortuary assistant in Pretoria has its perks.
In reply to Post #1115
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying in bed for a few minutes, the old man cut a fart and says, "seven points."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Touchdown. I'm ahead 7 to nothing."
A few minutes later, the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about ten minutes, the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7.
Now starting to get into this, the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
The old man strains really hard, but to no avail -- he can't fart.
So not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more fart.
Straining, the old man tries so hard, he sh1ts the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides
After laying in bed for a few minutes, the old man cut a fart and says, "seven points."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Touchdown. I'm ahead 7 to nothing."
A few minutes later, the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about ten minutes, the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7.
Now starting to get into this, the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
The old man strains really hard, but to no avail -- he can't fart.
So not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more fart.
Straining, the old man tries so hard, he sh1ts the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides