A guy thought his wife was cheating on him.So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse.
The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $ 100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?".
The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whorehouse and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home. So the cabbie goes in.
A couple of minutes later the whore house gets kicked open, and the cabbie is dragging this woman out who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab.
The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, "Here hold her!!"
The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE".
The cabbie replied, "I KNOW, IT'S MINE; I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!!
The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $ 100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?".
The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whorehouse and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home. So the cabbie goes in.
A couple of minutes later the whore house gets kicked open, and the cabbie is dragging this woman out who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab.
The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, "Here hold her!!"
The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE".
The cabbie replied, "I KNOW, IT'S MINE; I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!!
What's the useless skin around a vagina called?
The woman
The woman
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Joey Barton must be a right annoying c..t....he's only been in France 5 minutes and they are all leaving to come to Newcastle.
Tesco in trouble again as human DNA found in Welsh lamb.
To be honest I'm really disappointed in Lance,he's making young innocent drug users think cycling is cool!I reckon he misread what he was taking and thought it was add-a-bollock steroids.
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if that was torres , do ya think he would have missed
if that was torres , do ya think he would have missed
I was busting for a sh1t at the petrol station, so passing the counter assistant I said, "Fill her up for me would you?"
"That'll be £302.56," he said on my return.
"What?" I exclaimed. "But the car only takes 40 litres!"
"I know, but your wife needed 58 sausage rolls
"That'll be £302.56," he said on my return.
"What?" I exclaimed. "But the car only takes 40 litres!"
"I know, but your wife needed 58 sausage rolls
I was having routine sex with the wife last night when I suddenly surprised her.
I produced a massive rubber dildo from under the bed and went to work on her pussy.
After she came she said "oh my god I can't believe you went out and bought that"
"I didn't," I replied I borrowed it off gay Alan at work.
I produced a massive rubber dildo from under the bed and went to work on her pussy.
After she came she said "oh my god I can't believe you went out and bought that"
"I didn't," I replied I borrowed it off gay Alan at work.
The Swansea ball boys night got even worse when he got home to find his mum being shagged by John Terry
Bought my missus a hamster fur coat for christmas, we went to the fair last night and she was on the big wheel for 3 hours 
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My wife would never leave me..................................
"She'd hate to see me happy!"
My wife would never leave me..................................
"She'd hate to see me happy!"
As I sat down with a cup of tea to watch a porno, my flatmate laughed and said,
"You want to be careful mate, you'll go blind."
I laughed, but he was right.
I'd left the spoon in the cup.
"You want to be careful mate, you'll go blind."
I laughed, but he was right.
I'd left the spoon in the cup.
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!'
'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.
'Yes It hasn't been proven yet but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...
No more blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off!...
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this little gem to cook...............you're gone.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!'
'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.
'Yes It hasn't been proven yet but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...
No more blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off!...
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.
She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this little gem to cook...............you're gone.
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