In reply to Post #75
Being told that there is a cure for dyslexia is music to my arse

Fantastic.

R.I.P. Jocky Wilson - not only a great darts player, but a great singer.I loved Reet Petite.

In reply to Post #80
Predictive texting is for aunts!

In reply to Post #81

When he thankfully regained consciousness, fabrice muamba asked about the football results. On being told that Torres had scored twice he replied 'bloody hell! How long was I out for?!?'

In reply to Post #83

lol

In reply to Post #85
mods.......thats a lot worse than mine!!!!!!

In reply to Post #86
Wayne Rooney went to see Fabrice Muamba in hospital...."it was amazing to see him, and he even strung a sentence together" said Fabrice

In reply to Post #87
the village idiot decides to sell his car , so his mate says to him
"before you sell it , wind the clock back a bit"
good idea says the idiot.
he sees him a few days later and asks him how he got on.
he says ive decided to keep it now , its only done 7000 miles

In reply to Post #83

In reply to Post #83

Our Grandad died of a Viagra overdose.

To this day, we still regret not burying him just a few inches deeper.

In reply to Post #1
My girlfriend and I broke up due to religious differences...

She failed to worship me.

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