In reply to Post #778
true so true
true so true
In reply to Post #802
Happy new year to you all. I am contacting you now as I suffer from premature congratulations.
Happy new year to you all. I am contacting you now as I suffer from premature congratulations.
In reply to Post #798
I got 3 young kids and work all year to make sure they get what they want christmas morning, only for that fat **** with the beard to get all the credit.....my fault really for marrying her
In reply to Post #806
Last. Nite I had a w**k just before 12 so it felt like the whole country was behinds counting down a cheering me on! 
Cop pulls over a car for driving too slow.
Cop walks up to the car & sees an elderly woman behind the wheel.
Cop: Excuse me mam, can you tell me why you were driving so slow on the highway?
Driver: Officer, I was only going the speed limit. There was a sign back a half mile that said the it was 14mph.
Cop: Mam, the speed limit is 55mph, the sign you saw was for this road, Highway 14.
Driver: Oh my, that makes a lot of sense now. I apologize & I'll make sure I look closer at the signs.
The cop then looks around the car & notices that all of the passengers look like they've seen a ghost.
Cop: Is everyone alright?
Driver: Oh yes. They'll be fine. They always have that look on their face after I drive on highway 151
Cop walks up to the car & sees an elderly woman behind the wheel.
Cop: Excuse me mam, can you tell me why you were driving so slow on the highway?
Driver: Officer, I was only going the speed limit. There was a sign back a half mile that said the it was 14mph.
Cop: Mam, the speed limit is 55mph, the sign you saw was for this road, Highway 14.
Driver: Oh my, that makes a lot of sense now. I apologize & I'll make sure I look closer at the signs.
The cop then looks around the car & notices that all of the passengers look like they've seen a ghost.
Cop: Is everyone alright?
Driver: Oh yes. They'll be fine. They always have that look on their face after I drive on highway 151
"Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.
"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said.
She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 pounds all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.
"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.
"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said.
She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 pounds all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.
"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
In reply to Post #808
The wife wasn't too happy when I told her I wanted a full-sized tattoo of Megan Fox's face.
"I won't lie and tell you I like the idea." She said.
"And where would you like that?"
"Well if I'm honest," I told her..
"Somewhere between your hairline and your chin."
"I won't lie and tell you I like the idea." She said.
"And where would you like that?"
"Well if I'm honest," I told her..
"Somewhere between your hairline and your chin."
In reply to Post #787
must have used all ur hair for embroidery
must have used all ur hair for embroidery
In reply to Post #788
saying paki **** is not nice is it
saying paki **** is not nice is it
In reply to Post #814
Chill out,you don't have to be Pakistani to be a c--t,this is a joke tread and as for your post before that,you lost me there
.be happy
Chill out,you don't have to be Pakistani to be a c--t,this is a joke tread and as for your post before that,you lost me there
.be happy
In reply to Post #815
writting pakistani is one thing writting paki is another thing ,so lets kill the story here and write a funny joke.
writting pakistani is one thing writting paki is another thing ,so lets kill the story here and write a funny joke.
In reply to Post #817
Anyway..... Back on track..
Chelsea fans wanting to save money on a Demba Ba replica shirt?
Just cut off the word 'DROG' from the one you wore last season.
Anyway..... Back on track..
Chelsea fans wanting to save money on a Demba Ba replica shirt?
Just cut off the word 'DROG' from the one you wore last season.