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Snow white arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire.She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside.As she scrambled among the wreckage,frantically calling their names,suddenly she heard the cry,"palace for the cup"."Thank goodness",sobbed Snow White.At least Dopey's still alive.

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Mods i find that last joke deeply offensive and would like it removed please


WE ARE MILLWALL SUPER MILLWALL NO ONE LIKES US WE DON'T CARE

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Is that better Gareth

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Much

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There both shocking you fell for that one

The wife walked in last night and took her bra off, with a cheeky wink she said "Suck my titties".

"Piss off" I said,

"They've been on the floor"

Horse Racing officials have apologised to Frankie Dettori after a random drug test showed excessively high amounts of testosterone.It appears his blood sample got mixed up with Clare Balding's.

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2 interesting facts about me:

firstly, my knob is the same length as three Argos pens

second fact, I'm banned from Argos

I just got sacked from my new job as a bingo caller.

Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way to call number 69

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ADULT SCRABBLE.

Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more important when erect.

P N E S I

The people who wrote spine became doctors...

The rest are sadly the sort of people that are my friends!.

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