Two female radio presenters claim that they were groped on air by Dave Lee Travis.
One was asked 'Were you grabbed by the Hairy Cornflake?
'.'No the tits' she replied.

Perfect pitch conditions for ashley young........Actually have a pool to dive into .

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splashley

McDonalds are proud to announce their new burger - The McSaville.

84 year old matured meat, sandwiched between 13 year old baps

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The Polish F.A. have found a solution to their water logged pitch....
They've phoned Jordan and asked to borrow one of her Tampax.

Fifa have asked fans their views on tonights england game being called off...
"Its a disgrace. I've spent hundreds on travel & accomodation and have to get back to england for work in the morning". . . said a poland fan

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It can only be a matter of time before Boris Johnson's mum comes forward and tells us that she was raped by Jimmy Saville in 1963

After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday there are 2 things you should know..
First her f.... is tight a real struggle to get it in,
second the staff at Madame Tussaud's are real miserable f..k..s with no sense of humour.

A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex education to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"

And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."

The nonce wings in prisons are now referred to as Saville row.

Just heard,George Clooney is making a new film about the life of Jimmy Saville,
it's called
"oh she's eleven".....