In reply to Post #440
brilliant ha ha

In reply to Post #440

I think that Emile Heskey could have played better if he spent more time training and less time endorsing Premier Inn.

In reply to Post #6
Two elephants fell off a cliff BOOM BOOM (RIP tommy Cooper)

In reply to Post #44
Having the nickname 'Horse' is a sure fire way of getting birds back to mine.

They quickly lose interest however when I stop halfway to have a **** in the middle of the road.

I was lucky enough to appear on several TV programmes when I was a child in the 70's and 80's and I can confirm that none of the presenters tried to molest me.Although Johnny Ball did Reveal All.

Susan Boyle has jumped to the defence of Jimmy Saville,saying she was on jim,ll fix it when she was 13 and he never touched her....!

'Audley Harrison'

In reply to Post #449
Right section dodge

Congratulations to Audley Harrison.
He's beaten Katie Price's record for 'most time on your back after being fisted.'

In reply to Post #451
only boxer with a cauliflower arse

Pope has his annual mot to be informed he has a terminal illness which can be cured-if he has sex with a woman.
He advises his most trusted cardinal that he will do this on 4 conditions
-The woman must be blind so that se cannot see who I am
- She must be deaf so that she cannot hear who I am
-She must be mute so that if she does know who I am she cannot tell
The cardinal looks at the Pope somewhat confused and asks what the 4th condition is
-Big tits, says the Pope.

In reply to Post #451

Michael Jackson= Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Gary Glitter=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry.
.Jimmy Saville=Outlandish clothes and Jewellry
.Mr.T must be ****ting himself.

The first rule of fight club is...Don't be Audley Harrison.