Breaking news! A mob of dyslexic parents have just beaten up Jimmy Sommerville

more scandal for the BBC as someone is now saying they saw Rod Hull fisting a young bird

In reply to Post #411

Man comes home to find his mate sha..ing his wife so he stabs the f..ker to death ...his wife says "carry on like that and you'll have no mates left

What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone. Wing, Wing! HALO?

A blonde takes her car to a mechanic. he says 'nothing to worry about, just sh.t in the air filter'. She says 'Brilliant, so how many times a day do i do that

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This sexy girl came up to me in a club last night and said, "Why the f**k have you been staring at me for ages with your tongue sticking out?""I was undressing you in my mind," I said, "but I was struggling to take your bra off."

What do we want ???
Action on Jimmy Saville's sex crimes
When do we want it ??
Now then Now then

Paddy & Murphy driving down the road when Paddy say's to Murphy" Stick your head out of the window & tell me if my indicator's working?!
"Murphy sticks his head out & shouts "Yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no......"

In reply to Post #419
lol!!!

In reply to Post #419
84Biglad

Post 419 has been suppressed because of a offensive/sensitive nature

When I was a contestant on countdown,

Rachel Riley asked me to pick my numbers.

"Two large and four small please."She said.

"They are, 25,75,6,9,3,8. And the target is 476.

After sitting blankly staring for the 30 seconds.I was asked.

Jamie,what have you got?"

"A hardon." I replied.