A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really like to see your handsome face ." She said James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!" Oh please? The girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Really, I can't", He replies. "my wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asks once more time and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into to bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and says, "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
The girlfriend asks once more time and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into to bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and says, "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
In reply to Post #379
Paddy's wife comes home from work to find he has nailed all her sex toys to the wall she screams you silly fooker paddy i said i wanted a DADO RAIL
In reply to Post #382
FFS.......
FFS.......
In reply to Post #382
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fek off, you won't bring it back."
The librarian says, "Fek off, you won't bring it back."
What do Rio Ferdinand and Jeremy Forrest have in common?
Both have absolutely fcuk all chance of getting Bale.
Both have absolutely fcuk all chance of getting Bale.
In reply to Post #386
Whats gareth gates and jeremy forrest got in common??
They both been fu**ed by stammers!
They both been fu**ed by stammers!
In reply to Post #388
Heres a joke.......
Your vigina should be called jasmine.......
because it always got al-lad-in
Your vigina should be called jasmine.......
because it always got al-lad-in
Dear Jim
,Please could you fix it for the girl in my class who I really fancy to come on holiday with me.
Yours sincerely,
Jeremy Forrest, 30.
,Please could you fix it for the girl in my class who I really fancy to come on holiday with me.
Yours sincerely,
Jeremy Forrest, 30.
Police were called to a cemetery in Leeds last night after local residents reported hearing the sound of clanging metal.Turned out it was just Jimmy Saville turning in his grave.
In reply to Post #391
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto!
I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
I agreed, and they were right.
We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!