A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't had sex with him for 6 months:
The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.
So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her what's wrong and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore.
The wife tells him. "For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money, so the cab driver asks me. 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take a 'or what'. When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so I take a 'or what'. Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what'. So you see doc when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want it any more."
The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says "So are we going to tell your husband or what?" 🤣
The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.
So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her what's wrong and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore.
The wife tells him. "For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money, so the cab driver asks me. 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take a 'or what'. When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so I take a 'or what'. Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what'. So you see doc when I get home I'm all tired out and I don't want it any more."
The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says "So are we going to tell your husband or what?" 🤣
In reply to Post #2754
Heard that one a long time ago
Heard that one a long time ago
In reply to Post #2755
Pmsl
Pmsl
In reply to Post #2756
A Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
“What do you mean?” said the Pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.”
“Arr, well,” said the Pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.”
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook, but I'm fine, really.”
“What about that eye patch?”
“Arrrr, well” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of a big fat Albatross flew over. As I looked up, the ******* thing only went and shat in me eye didn't it, Arrrr!”
“You're kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn't lose an eye just from bird ****”
“Arr, bejasus lad it was me first day with this feckin hook!”
“What do you mean?” said the Pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.”
“Arr, well,” said the Pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.”
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook, but I'm fine, really.”
“What about that eye patch?”
“Arrrr, well” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of a big fat Albatross flew over. As I looked up, the ******* thing only went and shat in me eye didn't it, Arrrr!”
“You're kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn't lose an eye just from bird ****”
“Arr, bejasus lad it was me first day with this feckin hook!”
In reply to Post #2760
BREAKING NEWS :
Man shot in city centre today with a starting pistol.
Police are keeping an open mind but think it may be race related.
Man shot in city centre today with a starting pistol.
Police are keeping an open mind but think it may be race related.
In reply to Post #2762
Pmsl
Pmsl
In reply to Post #2764
Took a girl home after working the doors last night.
After a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs & while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said "I hope thats not that fat one from last week".
The girl said "What the fook was that?" "I said its that fooking memory foam mattress"
After a few drinks at mine, we went upstairs & while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said "I hope thats not that fat one from last week".
The girl said "What the fook was that?" "I said its that fooking memory foam mattress"
In reply to Post #2766
What do you say to a Contry and Western singer?
I'm sorry to hear your girlfriend left you, your dog died and your truck broke down!
I'm sorry to hear your girlfriend left you, your dog died and your truck broke down!
Just seen pep guardiola doing his weekly shopping.
I thought he'd be a Morrisons person but no, it's LLLLLDL
I thought he'd be a Morrisons person but no, it's LLLLLDL
In reply to Post #2769
Good un that
Good un that