The barmen says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve time travelers in here".






A time traveler walks into a pub........

What do you say to a Country and Western singer?

"Sorry to hear your girlfriend left you, your truck broke down and your dog died!"

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Just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam program I have ever seen

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My therapist told me to write letters to the people i hate then burn them , so , i'm just wondering what to do with the letters now !

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Why can't Trump enter the Whitehouse soon ,

Because it's forbiden

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I got a job at the local pasta factory but only lasted a few days due to me making a fusilli mistakes.

10 years ago today my mate came running in the bar tears streaming down his face shouting" Its a boy " "Its a boy "

We have never been to thailand since .😀

Wife “will you stop playing with yourself”

Husband “ but the. Doctor said i can touch myself whenever i want”

Wife “NO he never, he said “you may have a stroke at anytime”

I was sat in with the careers teacher at school with my parents. "Your son shows no aptitude for his lessons, is constantly late, rude to his teachers and shows no empathy for his fellow pupils" was his assessment of my performance. "As far as jobs go, his career path will be severely limited". "Perhaps he could be a lavatory cleaner?" chipped in my Dad. "Or he could always works on the bins" my Mum said hopefully. "No, I don't think he would suitable" was my teachers honest but brutal reply. "There must be something he could do?" pleaded my father. The teacher sighed and said, "I'm afraid the only option for him is to be a controller at First Bus".

A homo sexual visited the Doctors and said, "I've been a bit promiscuous recently and I've got a sore bum, can you give me anything for it?" The Doctor wrote out a note and handed it to him. As he was walking out the door, the bloke said, "'Ere what's this? Ten pints of lager, vindaloo curry washed down with liver salts. Will that cure it?" "Probably not" replied the Doctor, "but at least it should remind you what your arse should be used for!"

Few days ago I was diagnosed as being colour blind. Didn't see that coming, came right out of the purple.

An Indian man has being arrested for assaulting his wife.
Chindda Gudandproppa denies all charges.