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luckyjim luckyjim
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#2651 2 Dec 2019 14:49
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Paddy goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pains, doc checks him out and says well I can't find anything wrong, must be the drink, Paddy says ok doc I'll come back when your sober.
tazi tazi
Posts: 4,859
#2652 2 Dec 2019 23:13
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luckyjim luckyjim
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#2653 4 Dec 2019 23:19
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me and the wife sat down for dinner, she nearly choked to death when I told her I put ginger in the curry, Christ.....she loves that cat.
scozza
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#2654 18 Jan 2020 21:22
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Took the wife out for a romantic dinner tonight. We played footsie under the table. I had lasagna, she got toad in the hole
Theblankfather
Posts: 1,407
#2655 29 Jan 2020 23:05
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mal mal
Posts: 8,986
#2656 24 Feb 2020 01:07
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What do you call a constipated detective?

....

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No sh*t sherlock

stusid stusid
Posts: 741
#2657 22 Mar 2020 19:06
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Deliveroo are changing their name
To Deliver flu...
SlugHunter SlugHunter
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#2658 5 Apr 2020 00:20
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tazi tazi
Posts: 4,859
#2659 29 Jul 2020 21:51
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What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce and a tomato?.

Chicken Caesar salad.

Tinhead Tinhead
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#2660 14 Aug 2020 11:32
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Not a joke as such but very funny
LINK
stymie stymie
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#2661 22 Aug 2020 14:50
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That was brilliant 🤣
Clobersauraus Clobersauraus
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#2662 27 Aug 2020 16:49
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https://youtu.be/QMKWmmU63aU

Watch from just before 2 mins
tazi tazi
Posts: 4,859
#2663 22 Sep 2020 20:19
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Met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area the other day.

He had a Wigan address.
mal mal
Posts: 8,986
#2664 22 Sep 2020 23:15
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harveyboy
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#2665 25 Sep 2020 21:54
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I bought a dozen bees from a bee keeper,when I checked i realised he had made a mistake and gave me 13,nice chap said keep it its a free bee.
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