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tazi tazi
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#2621 23 Dec 2018 19:21
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scozza
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#2622 24 Dec 2018 10:39
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Good un that

Reminds me of a lad I know who once pinched a coach and did the same, took all his mates home
tazi tazi
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#2623 24 Dec 2018 16:55
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Stranglely enough my mate did the same....

Not the same mate is it, couldn't be, surely?.

Initials of my mate who did that........C.B
scozza
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#2624 24 Dec 2018 17:56
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No, different initials. Quite a few years ago now. Its the same lad who drive a JCB on a night out through a supermarket window of a “southern holiday” resort. Quite a character, got sent down
tazi tazi
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#2625 24 Dec 2018 19:16
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What a lad.

My mate took the bus from the bus station, dropped the lads off at twigg street and as they were getting off asked them for the fare.,...

scozza
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#2626 24 Dec 2018 19:21
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You have to laugh, all in a night out

tazi tazi
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#2627 25 Dec 2018 00:12
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Indeed you do.

Happy Xmas mate.
AndyJB
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#2628 26 Dec 2018 23:49
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What is a chickens favourite footwear?

Reebok, bok, bok, bokarrr
Palpatine
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#2629 1 Jan 2019 09:48
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What do you call a french man wearing open toe shoes?

Felipe Falope!

Happy Brexit, whoops....Happy New Year!
tazi tazi
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#2630 30 Jan 2019 13:53
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Special thanks to my neighbour who lent me some sheeting to put on the windscreen during this freezing weather.














































Ta Pauline.
PPPIKER PPPIKER
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#2631 8 Feb 2019 15:12
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People are always asking what will you be doing next year....


How do I know it's not as if I have 2020 vision
tazi tazi
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#2632 10 Feb 2019 09:59
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Just been recommended the Adam Ant diet.....







































‘Don't chew ever, don't chew ever'.
Stevewils
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#2633 1 Mar 2019 21:03
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Paddy:why do scuba divers always fall backwards from the boat Murphy :cos if they fall forward they would still be in the boat
tazi tazi
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#2634 2 Mar 2019 21:29
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luckyjim luckyjim
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#2635 16 Mar 2019 12:47
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Angie: Hey Sharon, I don't feel well, I have a very sore throat.

Sharon: ooo that's bad, when I have a sore throat I give me old man a blow job and the next day there's a big improvement, try that, it can't do any harm.

2 days later

Angie: Hey Sharon, I did wot you said and it doe's work but your old man didn't believe it was your idea.
Are you sure?

This action cannot be undone.

Yes, continue

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