Q. What's the difference between football and Tommy Robinson ?
A. Footballs coming home
A. Footballs coming home
In reply to Post #2548
To the thief that stole my antidepressants,
I hope you're happy now.
To the thief that stole my antidepressants,
I hope you're happy now.
In reply to Post #2593
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John 's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, " John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John 's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, " John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
Have to say that the mods got it right.
The argument that if people are offended then they shouldn't read the thread just doesn't wash (sorry ralphy). Should black footballers who are offended by racist chants be told they should avoid football grounds? Of course not. If your sister complains some prat felt her bum in a club would you say she shouldn't go clubbing?
It's a public forum and the mods need to regulate accordingly.
If that means you are going to sulk and not post then maybe bit says more about what you find funny than what others find offensive.
Keep the thread going. I often have a good laugh reading it. It's almost as funny as some of magoos posts on the footy thread
The argument that if people are offended then they shouldn't read the thread just doesn't wash (sorry ralphy). Should black footballers who are offended by racist chants be told they should avoid football grounds? Of course not. If your sister complains some prat felt her bum in a club would you say she shouldn't go clubbing?
It's a public forum and the mods need to regulate accordingly.
If that means you are going to sulk and not post then maybe bit says more about what you find funny than what others find offensive.
Keep the thread going. I often have a good laugh reading it. It's almost as funny as some of magoos posts on the footy thread
In reply to Post #2595
Wtf are you on about malster ?
Wtf are you on about malster ?
In reply to Post #2596
Alright ralphy.
There was a load of posts about offensive jokes and I was putting my pov across.
But... now they've all gone!
Maybe I'm losing my marbles in my old age!
Alright ralphy.
There was a load of posts about offensive jokes and I was putting my pov across.
But... now they've all gone!
Maybe I'm losing my marbles in my old age!
In reply to Post #2597
Stop being so PC and get you hair cut.
Bloody hippies
Stop being so PC and get you hair cut.
Bloody hippies
In reply to Post #2598
Peace and love man....
Peace and love man....
In reply to Post #2599
Sorry mate , never saw them , thought you was on about carpypats post from 6years ago 😂
Anyway , what do you call a black man ...............😂
Sorry mate , never saw them , thought you was on about carpypats post from 6years ago 😂
Anyway , what do you call a black man ...............😂
In reply to Post #2600
You're a wrong 'un ralphy
You're a wrong 'un ralphy
In reply to Post #2601
Hold up... Black footballers staying away from football grounds because of racism!
What feck is west hams excuse then cause they have not turned up this season🤣
Hold up... Black footballers staying away from football grounds because of racism!
What feck is west hams excuse then cause they have not turned up this season🤣
In reply to Post #2602
I went to the dentist today he said say aahhhh , I said why , he said coz my dog died
I went to the dentist today he said say aahhhh , I said why , he said coz my dog died
In reply to Post #2603
That's a bit insensitive, I had to put my dog down today.
Weighed a bloody ton.
That's a bit insensitive, I had to put my dog down today.
Weighed a bloody ton.
In reply to Post #2604
, i went into the jewellers today and said to the fella , " I've come to buy a watch " , he said analogue , I said no , just the watch
, i went into the jewellers today and said to the fella , " I've come to buy a watch " , he said analogue , I said no , just the watch