A Chinese baby boy was born prematurely and was named Sudden Lee.

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Went to an AA meeting last month , their advice was to stay away from alcoholics , so I never went back

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i went to the zoo the other day

all they had was a little oriental sounding dog


it was a shih tzu

Paddy says to Mick I've got a box of cakes here........if you can guess how many there are you can have both of them

I was at the bar having a pint when a woman glanced at my jeans and said "your garage doors are open"

can you see the long big shiny Cadillac inside? I said

no she said but I can see a Mini with 2 flat tyres.



Oh god the old ones are still .................the old ones.

I've just spent my life's savings on a gender reassignment operation..............now I haven't got a sausage.......

I've just had the police knocking on my door saying " they have received complaints that my dog has been chasing the postman on his bike".

So I informed them its cannot be my dog cos he hasn't got a bike

I was on my way home yesterday and seen my neighbour who is a dwarf standing at the bus stop.

So I stopped and shouted "jump in John, ill give you a lift home".

To which he told me to f#ck off.......

Ungrateful b@stard, so I zipped up my rucksack and carried on walking.

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Dad , there's a bloke knocking the door with a beard .

Well no wonder I couldn't ****ing hear him.

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Excellent

Dad theres a bloke at the door with a bald head
Tell him to **** off I've got one

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I was round my scouse mates house last week, admiring the trampoline he had in the garden. "What site did you get it from?" I asked.

"google earth"

Dad there's a couple at the door collecting for the old folks home,
give them grandma and tell them to **** off.

Man to woman in a bar " you remind me of my big toe"

Woman replies "why's that"

Man answers " cos when I get home I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table".

Whats the difference between a scouser and batman....batman can go out without robin