In reply to Post #2423

A three foot midget go's into the gent's public toilet and points Percy to the porcelain, in walked a giant of a man with a twitch, after a minute or so the big guy looked down to the little guy and said isn't it funny you have the same affliction as me, the little guy looked up and said "affliction be buggered, every time you twitch you keep pissing in my ear".

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke .?

You're mum can't take a joke

In reply to Post #2417
I don't get it....

In reply to Post #2428

What do you call a man with no shins................................................

TOE........KNEE = Tony!!!


not Tony59

In reply to Post #2429
I think I did get it really

When I worked in China - they called me Toe Lee

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In reply to Post #2430
I'm surprised they didn't call you sirry ****

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In reply to Post #1
As jesus was nailed to the cross, he looked down on his diciples and said...........don't ****ing touch my easter eggs, I'll be back on Sunday!

In reply to Post #2434
And was he ?

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Saw this in a local paper!!!!

"This is Lexi. She's an 14-week-old German Shepherd.

I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a good house."
Tel

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In reply to Post #2431
I was born in S****horpe - the joke about Tony will never be as bad as the joke about S****horpe - that always seemed to appear on the inside of the loo doors.
If Typhoo put the T in Britain - Who put the **** in S****horpe.

In reply to Post #2439
Wah - that censor thing works a bit too well!