little bird told me than when frank went for the interview at dominoes the fella said to him " ok mr whellams, could you tell me what is an off white colour is soft to the touch, has cheese and tomato peppers and sometimes salami all over it ? "

after he gave it some thought a confident frank replied " a geordies vest "

In reply to Post #196
Alright grandad your carer just lifted you off the commode

In reply to Post #197
yes straight into my brand new van for my trip to france

i was going to ask you to come along but ime guessing you have to go to work

In reply to Post #198
Mate after your last angling antics I wouldn't be seen on the bank with you


Your an angling fraud

In reply to Post #199
only because you cant afford to

In reply to Post #200
No I can't I am very poor

In reply to Post #201
want me to get you a stick of rock ?

In reply to Post #202
I want a stick of rock plus kiss me quick hat(i will show dave that ).
Where you going yet again? sounds like Blackpool to me so maybe dreamlake? and theres me thinking your old school?
Whats this new van?not heard of any bragging so is it a ringer?

have a good trip and be lucky son

In reply to Post #203
Old school ? He's a ****ing fraud

In reply to Post #204
only thing old school about magoo the fraud is big box little box ie angling skill little box head in big box and i reckon dig the the floor as he is as old as victor meldrew the mincer

I have heard he is blanking in France now even though the owner let him fish the stock pond

In reply to Post #206
stock pond,he should ring dave for tips

In reply to Post #206
sorry foz but you still type it like your shocked mate.................only way he will be holding a fish is if the other bloke lets him hold his

I have just had a text of him saying the owner just caught him ****ing a blind and deaf bloke off

In reply to Post #209
i am not shocked at all tbh as we both know his dream job would be milking the prostate