Rio Ferdinand has stoked up the furore by endorsing a tweet calling Ashley Cole a 'Choc Ice' - brown on the outside, white on the inside - for supporting John Terry.

I think Rio is forgetting his own mum is white. Does that make her a '99'?.

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renault and ford have joined forcesto create the perfect small car for women,mixing the clio and the taurus they have designed the clitaurus,its comes in pink,the average male car thief wont be able to find it let alone turn it on even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.rumour has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a bitch to start in the mornings

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Knicked.

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I got home from work last night to find my wife missing and a message scrawled across the living room wall in her lipstick:We've got your wife. If you want to see her again do not call the cops. Wait by your phone for our ransom demands!!This is going to cost me a fortune.£7.99 a roll, that fu**ing wallpaper!

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went down a treat this cracker

I turned to my mother-in-law and said, "That look really suites you, I wish you'd looked like that twenty years ago."My wife shouted across the room, "What the f... you doing near my mother's coffin?"

our local flasher was going to retire. but after giving it much thought,has decided to stick it out for a bit longer

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The Giggle loop
If you remember the series Coupling you will remember Jeff explaining this