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luckyjim luckyjim
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#2034 6 Dec 2013 00:40
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Fings were getting a bit violent down at the lake
muggings, robbery, i decided to take a mate, black belt
in Karate, could kill you wiv is bare feet, one Saturday night
3 geezers kicked the s*** out of im while he took is shoes off
catfish1 catfish1
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#2035 6 Dec 2013 12:52
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catfish1 catfish1
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#2036 6 Dec 2013 12:57
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I've had enough of Christmas.All year long I work my f**king fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for.And what happens Christmas morning? That fat f**ker with the beard gets all the credit!! Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her.
catfish1 catfish1
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#2037 6 Dec 2013 13:02
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When asked their thoughts on Britain's no 1 diver announcing he is gay.Manchester United have pledged to fully support Ashley Young during this difficult time...
catfish1 catfish1
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#2038 6 Dec 2013 13:04
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How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to c**t a lightboll**ks?
catfish1 catfish1
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#2039 6 Dec 2013 13:08
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Following Tom Daley admitting he's gay,rumours are rife that his boyfriend is a fellow Olympian.

My money's on Fatima Whitbread.
ralph69 ralph69
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#2040 6 Dec 2013 21:09
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apparentley theres thousands of people gathering outside nelson mandella house.
del boy and rodney have told em to **** off
jimmyAd jimmyAd
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#2041 6 Dec 2013 21:21
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Its been reported that dyslexic africans have been leaving flowers at the doors of Nissan main dealer
ralph69 ralph69
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#2042 7 Dec 2013 23:18
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he put it out on you tube that he takes it up the pooh tube.............. tom daley , tom daley , tom daley
catfish1 catfish1
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#2043 8 Dec 2013 10:54
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Micheal Barrymores ears *****ed up at the news Tom Daley has came out as gay.At last the thought,someone that doesn't mind taking it up the arse and can swim as we'll.
catfish1 catfish1
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#2044 8 Dec 2013 10:57
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Never has there been such a mass outpouring of grief this morning from Black people,after waking up to the news that KFC Great Yarmouth is closed due to flood damage....
catfish1 catfish1
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#2045 8 Dec 2013 10:59
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Nelson Mandela's a legend and inspiration to every black man.
Never worked a day in his life and spent half of it in prison.
catfish1 catfish1
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#2046 8 Dec 2013 11:03
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My wife's doing an experiment.She's wearing a burka for a week to get people's reaction.So far she's been kicked,punched and spat at.F**k knows what's going to happen when she leaves the house!
catfish1 catfish1
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#2047 12 Dec 2013 11:59
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It's very very very quiet on here,what's everyone lost their sense of humour
jimmyAd jimmyAd
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#2048 12 Dec 2013 13:26
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You beating everyone to it mate
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