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carpy09 carpy09
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#184 28 Jun 2012 21:29
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JimD
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#185 4 Jul 2012 13:54
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chris9 chris9
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#186 4 Jul 2012 21:51
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thanks to "50 shades of grey"the wifes kindle now smells like "50 cans of tuna"

catfish1 catfish1
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#187 5 Jul 2012 08:15
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I rang babe station the other nite,a woman answers and says
"hi sexy what can i do for you"I said fecking hide,my wifes coming and I've lost the remote
andy_carper001 andy_carper001
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#188 6 Jul 2012 14:19
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My mate called round earlier. "I didn't know you had a dog," he said."Yeah, we got him about a week ago. Poor little sod had been abandoned.""Abandoned?" He said, "Who'd abandon a friendly little fella like him?""Makes you wonder doesn't it," I replied, "But some cruel ******* had just left him tied to a post outside the supermarket."
D_Viper D_Viper
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#189 6 Jul 2012 16:31
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WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#190 6 Jul 2012 18:10
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BREAKING NEWS: A fire has broken out in Robin van Persie's North London penthouse.Police suspect Arsene.
Mr-Bean-Laden Mr-Bean-Laden
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#191 6 Jul 2012 21:05
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The makers of GoalRef and Hawk-Eye goal-line technology have told Rangers they can't use the system next season.

Apparently it doesn't work with goal posts made from jumpers.
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#192 7 Jul 2012 20:20
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What an unbelievable acheivement,
first the champions league, now didier drogba has won wimbledon!
andy_carper001 andy_carper001
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#193 7 Jul 2012 20:29
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'Big black dude rapes skinny Eastern European chick'

Pretty much describes my favourite type of porn.

And the Women's Wimbledon Final.
sik sik
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#194 11 Jul 2012 18:18
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy Im going to eat that pussy when the kids leave. so I m saving him!"
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#195 11 Jul 2012 18:31
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SlugHunter SlugHunter
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#196 11 Jul 2012 19:11
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andy_carper001 andy_carper001
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#197 11 Jul 2012 19:39
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will turn into a proper anti-social ****.
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#198 14 Jul 2012 13:49
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After John Terry was acquitted of making racist remarks, Chelsea have confirmed that the million pounds they paid to draft Ron Atkinson in as Duty Magistrate was money well spent.
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