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thanks to "50 shades of grey"the wifes kindle now smells like "50 cans of tuna"
thanks to "50 shades of grey"the wifes kindle now smells like "50 cans of tuna"
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I rang babe station the other nite,a woman answers and says
"hi sexy what can i do for you"I said fecking hide,my wifes coming and I've lost the remote
I rang babe station the other nite,a woman answers and says
"hi sexy what can i do for you"I said fecking hide,my wifes coming and I've lost the remote
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My mate called round earlier. "I didn't know you had a dog," he said."Yeah, we got him about a week ago. Poor little sod had been abandoned.""Abandoned?" He said, "Who'd abandon a friendly little fella like him?""Makes you wonder doesn't it," I replied, "But some cruel ******* had just left him tied to a post outside the supermarket."
My mate called round earlier. "I didn't know you had a dog," he said."Yeah, we got him about a week ago. Poor little sod had been abandoned.""Abandoned?" He said, "Who'd abandon a friendly little fella like him?""Makes you wonder doesn't it," I replied, "But some cruel ******* had just left him tied to a post outside the supermarket."
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BREAKING NEWS: A fire has broken out in Robin van Persie's North London penthouse.Police suspect Arsene.
The makers of GoalRef and Hawk-Eye goal-line technology have told Rangers they can't use the system next season.
Apparently it doesn't work with goal posts made from jumpers.
Apparently it doesn't work with goal posts made from jumpers.
What an unbelievable acheivement,
first the champions league, now didier drogba has won wimbledon!
first the champions league, now didier drogba has won wimbledon!
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'Big black dude rapes skinny Eastern European chick'
Pretty much describes my favourite type of porn.
And the Women's Wimbledon Final.
'Big black dude rapes skinny Eastern European chick'
Pretty much describes my favourite type of porn.
And the Women's Wimbledon Final.
The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy Im going to eat that pussy when the kids leave. so I m saving him!"
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will turn into a proper anti-social ****.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will turn into a proper anti-social ****.
After John Terry was acquitted of making racist remarks, Chelsea have confirmed that the million pounds they paid to draft Ron Atkinson in as Duty Magistrate was money well spent.