80s sensation Morph has been arrested and charged with being a playdophile.

I went for a job interview today.The employer said-what's your biggest fault?I said-probably my honesty.he said-well,i wouldn't really say that was a fault.I said-i couldn't give a **** what you think you fat ****!

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belter

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Wish I could say the same boy this one Paul

Shame on you Paul

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thought you'd like that one

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Ask Martin how much I like the mancs

I'm on my knees beggin for failure there

And prayin for Ian dowie as next Everton gaffer

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That will sort the ******* out

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Ian dowie... Kin ell , he only has to drive past your ground on match day and your in for a tw**ing

There's been unconfirmed reports that Wayne Rooney has handed in a written transfer request.

They're unconfirmed as it's written in crayon.

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If you're awake tonight at 11pm i think he's on a programme on channel 4 called embarrassment bodies


There's only so much Dr Christian can do

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Might have a nosey mate
Well in

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Quasimodo is sat in his study and once again is feeling depressed about how ugly he is. Looking for some reassurance, he goes in search of Esmerelda. When he finds her he asks her once again if he really is the ugliest man alive.

Esmeralda sighs and says "Look, why don't you go upstairs and ask the magic mirror who is the ugliest man alive? The mirror will answer your question once and for all"

About five minutes later a very pleased looking Quasimodo bounced back back the stairs and gave Esmeralda a great big hug.

"Well it worked" Quasimodo beamed, "But who on earth is Iain Dowie?"


Sorry mate couldn't resist

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Shares in Wrigleys chewing gum has dropped 17% following the news of alex ferguson retirement, redundancies expected.

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Fu**in beltin!