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catfish1 catfish1
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#1659 7 May 2013 20:26
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catfish1 catfish1
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#1660 7 May 2013 20:37
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Black jokes and Mexican jokes are pretty much the same when you get down to it.
Once you've heard juan you've heard Jamal.
catfish1 catfish1
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#1661 7 May 2013 20:40
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What' 1cm wide and found on the end of a boys penis?

The gap in Jimmy tarbuck's teeth.
sik sik
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#1662 8 May 2013 07:23
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sik sik
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#1663 8 May 2013 07:23
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WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#1664 8 May 2013 09:33
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Alex Feguson is to retire.Wonder if they'll give him a watch when he does?
MattH85 MattH85
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#1665 8 May 2013 09:47
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You were bloody quick with that one
buzzbomb buzzbomb
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#1666 8 May 2013 19:56
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First Thatcher dies, then Fergie retires... somewhere there's a scouser with a dirty old lamp and one wish left.
WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#1667 8 May 2013 20:29
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WaftyCranker WaftyCranker
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#1668 8 May 2013 20:30
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Steve bruce talking about sir alex ferguson- "when you play for him, he rubs off on you" f**kin hell, are there any famous men over 60 who aren't sex offenders?
SlugHunter SlugHunter
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#1669 9 May 2013 10:33
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ralph69 ralph69
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#1670 9 May 2013 17:12
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my mates wife rang me today , asking if id seen him.
i said not since yesterday.
she screamed , lying ******* told me he was with you all night.
er... he was i said
dont you stick up for him, you just said you aint seen him since yesterday
yes , well ... erm i paused , weve been playing hide n seek
catfish1 catfish1
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#1671 9 May 2013 19:17
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Thats a good un Ian
catfish1 catfish1
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#1672 9 May 2013 19:20
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ferguson has retired under allegations of sexual abuse,he's accused of ******* 11 Liverpool lads twice a year for the last 20 years
catfish1 catfish1
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#1673 9 May 2013 19:24
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Despite Robin Van Persie netting 25 times for Man utd,he's still only 4th best attacker in Manchester,behind Ken Barlow,Kevin Webster,and Stuart Hall.......
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