A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?"
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.
In reply to Post #1509
In reply to Post #1509
In reply to Post #1509
"Dad, is it true you suck cock and take it up the arse?" "Who on earth has told you that son?" "Elton. My other dad."
In reply to Post #1509
The Sun reports that Arshavin costs Arsenal £7,800 a minute.
Bloody London prices, I can get a whole back, sack and crack for 30 quid.
Bloody London prices, I can get a whole back, sack and crack for 30 quid.
In reply to Post #1515
In reply to Post #1513
In reply to Post #1513
Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatchers funeral. But 'Wake up Maggie" may not be everyones favourite...
In reply to Post #1519
Millwall will mark the passing of Mrs Thatcher on Saturday with a minutes violence! 
In reply to Post #1519
In reply to Post #1521